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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I feel like shit, but not THAT level. That’s fresh hell.

    Also kids, remember today marks the day when our Lord and saviour George Michael died for all our sins..... and apparently one or two of his own.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Merry Christmas, TiB! I hope you all fooled Santa again this year, since clearly you all belong on the naughty list. Ho ho ho and stuff. Safe travels and peace be with all of you. May your plates be filled with the biggest piece of turkey, and may you not have to sit next to smelly cousin Leon.
     
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    The best Yule Log:

     
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    My snowblower won’t start.

    I’m sad.

    All my neighbours are out snow blowing, but I’m not. I feel like I’m not allowed to play reindeer games.
     
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    Hg rhh
    its shitty and cold out, and the drive sucks everywhere in town.

    Start drinking early instead.
     
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    I love this kind of weather... and it's cold and sunny out... PERFECT snow blowing weather. BUT I CAN'T SNOWBLOW. Talk about Canadian angst.

    Right now it's up on blocks in the shop thawing out... I think I have a stuck oil level cut-off sensor that will hopefully fix itself. Otherwise, it's time to short circuit that motherfucker.

    As to the driving... a good 4x4 with winter tires... turn the traction control off, and have fun.

    Joys of knowing how to drive in shitty weather.
     
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    Today Las Vegas set a new record. It's now been 102 straight days without any precipitation. At all. And none in the foreseeable future. The weather channel forecast through January 8th has 0% chance. They could at least throw a 5% in there somewhere just to give us a little hope.

    I hate the fucking desert.
     
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    It’s probably the oil censor unless the thing is already on its last legs.

    And yes, a snowblower makes it more fun. It’s like your kicking the snow’s ass rather than moving it.
     
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    Last month I spent about 2 hours trying to diagnose why my generator had stopped working. A mouse had built a nest between the switch plate and block right where the oil sensor switch wire sits. He had gnawed almost through it. The vibrations finally were enough to fault it out. Fixed now, though.
     
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    Was the last day of precipitation the day the eclipse got rained on? All we need is to schedule a parade of naked cheerleaders up the length of the Strip, "barring rain" and there we'll have it: Instant monsoon.
     
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    EXACTLY the same thing happened here... just spliced the sensor wire, wiped off the spark plug, and it fired right up.

    Fucking rodents... I have to have a talking to with the cat.
     
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    One time I had to drive my car to the shop without power steering. A chipmunk had been warming up in my car and when I turned the wheel I crushed the damn thing.
    It was a PT Cruiser, so the chipmunk was the least of my problems.
     
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    Got a pretty decent miter saw.

    It's way overkill for what I currently need it for, but I'm going to enjoy ever last bit of growing into it.
     
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    If it’s the Dewalt, you WANT the matching stand for that thing, it is fabulous. It’s the best one for any Miter and is well worth the money.
     
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    I was really considering it (the stand with the wheels, not the one with legs). I'd heard some good things about it, interesting that you liked it too.
     
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    I have the one with wheels at my work, I can vouch it’s great. It isn’t cheap, but you’ll fly through work with it and it’s super-sturdy and easy to use.
     
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    Ahhh. It just doesn't seem like Christmas without the crazies screaming at each other at the top of their lungs.

    Now my holidays are complete.
     
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    Finish it off by doing snow angels in the sand.
     
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    But put the sprinkler on, so it kind of feels like rain.

    Merry Christmas Idiots! Thanks for another great year of content!
     
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    Rocks. Every yard in this town is covered in rocks.

    There's not enough booze in this world for me to make a rock angel. Especially since those rocks are full of scorpions and other horrible shit.
     
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