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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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    I always thought skin worms was just a fancy name for scabies.
     
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    They were pricey, but I couldn't resist. Hammer Time X 2

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    Wait a sec..... hank aaron was black?
     
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    He wasn’t black back then. He was Negro.
     
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    That's both sad and 100% completely semantically correct. They were "boys" back then.

    Sad.
     
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    When the Braves moved to Atlanta from Milwaukee the town had to scramble to welcome Bad Henry. It seems he wasn't allowed to live in certain neighborhoods.
     
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    But they got to wear cool “throwback” jerseys.
     
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    Damn. Even years later her voice still makes me tingly.



    One of my exes was a singer and it was awesome. She used to sing me to sleep....literally. I swear a girl who can sing is my kryptonite.
     
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    Welcome to Kypton:

     
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    Darby is still the one that I want to have my babies. Although I have a feeling she's past child bearing age. Damn, that voice...

     
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    Canada has a lot of the sexy smoker voice women: Alannah, Darby, Lee Aaron, and of course:

     
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    I'll raise you.

     
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    I just watched Die Hard for the first time since it's initial release. I can now comfortably defend the notion that it's a Christmas movie, cause DUH, obviously it is and still super badass 29 yrs. later. I had also forgotten how suave that young Bruce Willis was. Indeedy.

    Now onto Die Hard 2, even just to try to get Ode To Joy to stop jingling around in my head.

    And heeeeey there TiB!
     
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    Because I have cool targets and a maintained shooting range behind the house, a plan is in place for a bunch of family members to come over with their ARs and pistols and get some trigger time in.

    Because we might as well have the Benny Hill theme song in the background of everything we do, of course this has for some reason devolved into a "let's have beer and cigars and trigger time!!"

    Because darwinism is real, my step-father was apparently preoccupied with thoughts of drinking and trigger time, and he forgot he was actively working a table saw. RIP his thumb.
     
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    Your father-in-law cut off his thumb? The day after you sliced open yours? That can't be true.
     
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    Is this one of those classic rectally-produced yarns of yours?
     
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    My cat makes those sometimes, when she eats the string off her toys.
     
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    No he had pictures unfortunately.
     
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    Fucking help me.

     
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    One hell of a fire in Ventura county CA right now. Fanned by Santa Ana winds it grew from 500 acres to 15,000-20,000 in three hours. It's consuming nearly 1 acre a second and is 0% contained.
     
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