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2017 Presidents Day WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Feb 17, 2017.

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  1. katokoch

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    Define "service"...

    You do get lots of little spikes from trimming short hair but you know what that stuff doesn't do? Clog up the damn drains every few months.
     
  2. shimmered

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    Nope but if you're a hairy dude your body hair gets caught and clogs drains.


    And hair splinters are a free ticket to staph infection.
     
  3. TX.

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    My aunt was a high school biology teacher and once busted a dude for jerking it in class. Oh yeah amphibians!!!!!!! So horny need to pet the dragon!
     
  4. shimmered

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    I guess guys can literally just do it anywhere.
     
  5. Puffman

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    No truer statement has ever been said. Just know, sometimes we do not have any control over it. Especially in your teens, twenties, thirties, forties, fifties, sixties.
    Maybe further, but I have no personal knowlege of that yet.
     
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    You say that like women can't. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that women do it more often in inappropriate places, but since it's not as easy to tell, you just act like it's some weird thing that only guys do.
     
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    Yea he wasn't thinking about frogs I promise that

    Its possible he was even thinking about your aunts anatomy.
     
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    After watching enough efukt I'm pretty sure this is a male dominated thing, like serial killing and deadly auto accidents. If we had the same urge but opposite anatomy shit would grind to a halt.
     
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    What toddamus said.

    I can still remember a time in chemistry class where I was "this" close to walking up to my chemistry teacher and asking for a bathroom pass to fire one out in a bathroom and come back to class just to have peace of mind more than wanting to pay attention to what she was saying.

    It didn't really have much to do with enthalpy/Avogadro's Number/molarity. If I had to guess, it was likely the tall attractive blonde sitting in front of me who was wearing super short shorts and rubbing her legs together all class long.

    Yeah. Probably that.
     
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    Finished typing that with one hand did you?
     
  11. bebop007

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    I can neither confirm nor deny that, Senator.
     
  12. shimmered

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    I totally understand random boners.

    Masturbating is different though.
     
  13. toddamus

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    Do you really understand random boners or are you just saying that?
     
  14. shimmered

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    I just understand they happen? I haven't talked with one face to face.
     
  15. toddamus

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    Yea, that about sums it up. Don't forget about the badly timed random boner

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  16. shimmered

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    Just. Don't jerk off.
     
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    lol
     
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    They said he could be anything, so he took his resume straight to the San Diego Chargers.
     
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    I just don't understand what goes through someone's mind in that situation. Obviously, it's a fetish or a proclivity or something. I just don't get why people actually think that's something they can do.
     
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    I don't think that thinking has much to do with it.
     
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