Y'all. I was having a boring Tuesday night so I jumped into a Facebook fight with an anti-vaxxer. Now I'm just pissed that people are so stupid.
My moms funeral was last week, today and tonight are not easy. In good news, my twin won't have to change his chemo med as we feared might be a possibility, he'll continue to be on the first step chemo for his leukemia.
God bless elastic waistbands. The boner tuck is still the greatest magic trick ever. Saved me a lot of awkward moments when I was a kid.
Was he "just" playing with himself? Because, I mean, generally there's a mess at the end if there's no sock. You said he "started" masturbating (to which my phone just suggested to master baking), meaning he didn't finish? So, maybe he was just adjusting. A lot. He was 60, so maybe he forgot which way he dressed.
Tomorrow it's going to be 17 C here. That's about 66 or 67 F, I think. This is Canada. This is February, is it not? There is no snow, no snow banks. There's no white anywhere and tomorrow it will be summer weather. Mosquitos and snakes have come out, soon the spring flowers will jump early if this keeps up. Wairton Willie said this would happen. He also warned us about SkyNet. We shall see who is TRULY "self aware".
I've spent the last couple of days working at building out my new shop... the weather has been glorious. Enjoying every minute of it. Sure as hell beats loading a trailer in -18 degree weather.
You're right. And it's hard to stop things like this from happening unless we actually see body parts. I don't know what the appropriate response is, honestly. Make a scene? Call the police? Just tell him to leave?
If someone was masturbating at my desk I would both make a scene and call the police. That's sex offender shit.
Absolutely make a scene... stop and say, "what the fuck?" laugh, point, embarrass and belittle him... tell him to get up and get the fuck out and never come back.
Ask him what he is doing. The abruptness of the question is going to shock him. If he lies and says makes up some excuse, say that you're sorry but it looks inappropriate so could he please stop or leave the establishment. If he doesn't leave or stop, call the police. If he answers your question by saying that he is touching himself and/or masturbating, tell him that he must leave now. And when he leaves, call the police (ideally a coworker would be calling them while you are talking to the customer). Never think for a second that you are under any obligation to let inappropriate and unlawful behavior continue in your place of business. You could also just shave a dick into the back of his head.