Yes, she's so pregnant she's almost due. She's going to reveal the sex to us in a few days and we get to have a naming competition for the next WDT. Like we did with Angel's kid.
I'm glad we didn't opt for the TiB chosen name. Big Tits McGee isn't really appropriate on a toddler.
Everyone also assumes that since you're having a kid you must LLLOOOVE kids. I don't. I'm not a kid person. Never have been. I'm going to love the shit out of mine, but I don't want to see a million pics of other people's kids or babysit to "practice".
I'm of the same mind. When my daughter's mother was pregnant with her everyone was telling me how my whole attitude regarding children would change....nope, not so much. I love my kid and like my friends kids, but if your child is not in that group I really couldn't give a shit.
Practice? My response to stupid comments like that was always "there are upwards of 7 billion people on the face of the earth. How hard can it be?"
That's funny but also really sad. Even though owls are now the thing I hate the most in nature, you still don't just dump a box of them somewhere. If you find babies, leave nature alone to do its thing, whatever that is. Don't take them in to "rescue" unless you are qualified and have the resources. One time I climbed into a tower hunting blind that I hadn't been in for a few years. This blind was like two stories tall. Peeked my head in, all the carpet was ripped up because the door hat rotted off the hinges and fallen away. So I climbed halfway in the blind then a bunch of creatures that blended into the carpet and looked like monsters got up and started hissing at me. Then mommy vulture came in to see what the commotion was. I think I peed myself a little. Never climbed down a ladder that fast ever.
You expect us to believe that you didn't fall out of the tree stand onto your head? Yeah, right... nice try...
Followed by coyotes and wild boars attacking in formation from across the field, in an all-out coordinated animal counter-attack.
One of these days he'll make a really good case study for CTE, sadly, most people with CTE present symptoms much later in life.
I'm guessing he shot himself out of the blind. The extra bullet in his body made him heavier to help gravity.
Having dinner at the in-laws' tonight. We're having "baked zits". "Um, do you mean ziti?" "No. It's zits. I got the recipe from the Internet."
I got dumped out of a tree stand @ 30 feet after the strap broke and pitched me directly forward, hit a bunch of branches on the way down, hit so hard I broke all the upper and lower molars in my mouth. When I came to I thought I was chewing on dirt/sand, turns out I was crunching bits of my molars. Caught a branch on the underside of my chin and sliced it wide open, I didn't realize it for 10 minutes or so because it was packed full off sap and pine needles and not bleeding. The nurse took what looked like a tire brush and scrubbed the shit out of my chin, that wasn't pleasant in the least. I wore a safety harness after that.