I've got things from the Internet before, too. Like barfcocks and Shake That Bear. Have you met skyello before?
I really hope something didn't assrape you during the time you were tits-up. Anything from a randy black bear to somebody wearing only bib overalls could have come along in that time, and after they realized you were still breathing the Erasure starts playing out the P.A. and.......
It's nice to know ROTN has some competition. Also, you married people spend way too much time with your in-laws.
Well yeah, just look at all the shit it does. It's like magic. Why wouldn't you put it on toast? Sorry, I just love these preposterous food claims from the organic enthusiasts. Carry on...
I try to limit the in-law time to major holidays only. And I want a new Chloe after the bullshit I tolerated tonight.
Spoiler: UFC stuff, sorry about that Demetrius Johnson is a beast. I know it's flyweight, but still, it's hard not to feel like it's an insult that his title defenses aren't even on PPV. He's probably the best pound for pound fighter in all of MMA. Once he breaks the record I hope he moves up a weight class and fights someone who has a chance against him. Any guesses for Garbrandt vs Dillashaw? After how decisively Garbrandt beat Cruz I think Dillashaw gets his ass kicked.
I find this odd. I avoid inlaws on major holidays. I want to have a happy Christmas. Not one where I wish I had to work. If they want to hang out, they can do it on a random Tuesday for dinner. Never during a time when I want to be happy.
Spoiler: UFC stuff...sorry It's weird when you have these established badasses that have so much success for so long and someone comes along basically out of no where and schools them hard. Just like with Garbrandt. Cody is a talented fighter but I think his cockiness will come back to haunt him. Excessive showboating has strong karmic effect in the UFC. And yes, Mighty Mouse thoroughly ruined Reis in the fight tonight. He's the best pound for pound but at the same time, he has yet to truly be tested. No fighting discipline is out of his realm.
Come on guys... spoilers. Some if us haven't watched the fights yet. Try to give us at least 24 hours (in well labeled spoiler tags), or keep it in the MMA thread so we can keep clear, would you?
I helped my friend move stuff out of storage to her new house today. I love it when women pack boxes. "Oh my God! This one's heavy! It's going to take two of us." Grab the box and it's 15-20lbs, "Uh, yeah. I think I can manage it myself."
I made it 4 minutes. The judge should've just shot him. We had a shit ton of those self appointed legal experts up in Idaho and dear God were they annoying.
Good lord... My brother went through the whole "sovereignty" process when he was in federal prison. He kept saying that it was going to do three things: 1) Get him out of prison 2) Get him a SHIT-TON of money 3) Keep the law from ever messing with him again. He had a similar standoff with a judge (which I was not witness to), and he lost. He DID NOT get out of prison early. He DID NOT get ANY money for it; no, instead, it cost me and my dad money to file all kinds of bullshit UCC paperwork. He still got his ass sent back to prison. I told him back when he started the whole process that even IF he was right, the United States government is going to do whatever they want. They always do.
Knew it was gonna be Judge Hurley. There's a bunch of videos floating around the web of this guy (rightfully) tearing people a new asshole.
What is the deal with these soveriegn retards? Best to my knowledge, they think they have the rights of a citizen without having to obey the LAWS of a citizen. And every video seems to end with them looking like goofy, ignorant fools. This is the pinnacle of them all. Jesus, that fucking VOICE....
I only do it for my husband because it's important to him. I spent last Christmas in bed with a nasty sinus infection. This is pathetic, but it was the best Christmas I've had in years.
My son made the front page of the news paper because of his incalculable level of cuteness. We took him to an egg drop last year, the easter bunny drops eggs from a helicopter. His picture was taken by the paper and out of hundreds of kids he was picked for the news article for this year.