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2017 Rise of Jesus WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Apr 14, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Do you have a discount punch card at the ER? "Every fifth visit is free!"
     
    #81 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 18, 2017
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    Dude. You need to wear a helmet and an inner tube around your waist from the moment you get out of bed in the morning. Maybe even hire a personal EMT to follow you around all day.
     
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  3. Juice

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    I read somewhere that if you have another concussion or seizure you'I'll unlock telepathy.
     
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    Probably the same place where if he breaks his arm the right way he'll lead the Cubs to a WS victory while still a teen.
     
    #84 JWags, Apr 18, 2017
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    So he'd be like Professor X? Wheelchair included I'm sure
     
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    It will really impress the special-Ed teacher when he floats a pair of safety scissors across the room.
     
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    Guys. I think hell might be frozen over.

    I needed wine for a recipe but there isn't any in the house.
     
    #88 abneretta, Apr 18, 2017
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    Sorry, i've only got beer
     
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    Me too.
     
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    Does a bottle of wine have 3 glasses or 4? I say 3, my wife insists it's 4.
     
    #91 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 18, 2017
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    Tax season has finally ended and it was a rough one. Now I get home at 7:00 only to discover that I failed to have any beer in the house and I am feeling too whipped to go out and buy some. The good news is that first pitch is at 12:30 tomorrow A's against the Rangers.
     
    #92 Puffman, Apr 18, 2017
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    Wine comes in a glass.

    A glass.

    Singular.
     
    #93 Nettdata, Apr 18, 2017
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    pfft. Everybody knows the best wine comes in a box and doesn't require a glass.

    A standard pour of wine is 5oz, so technically you should get 5 glasses from a bottle. I would say in reality most people get 4 glasses from a bottle (6oz pour). Don't worry we won't tell your wife she's right.
     
    #94 Whatthe..., Apr 19, 2017
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    Yeah I was gonna say I get 4 nice sized glasses from a regular bottle.

    But when was the last time that happened? I've had a box on the top of my fridge for the last couple years.

    Ps I'm pooping at work right now.
     
    #95 bewildered, Apr 19, 2017
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    Wine and beer. Pffft. Just stay at Chucky E Cheese's.
     
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  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Line 3 is extra data that I didn't need. I don't want you to encourage others to include this sort of information dump (ha) in future posts. Now, if you had changed "pooping" to "break dancing" or "kick boxing" or "masturbating," that would've been interesting.
     
    #97 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 19, 2017
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    Oh hush. Just be happy I am not sharing pictures a la bunny.
     
    #98 bewildered, Apr 19, 2017
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    Oh you wish! That girl must have eaten some form of bran daily.
     
    #99 shegirl, Apr 19, 2017
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    Thank god for that. To be fair though, it was Bunny's poop but wasn't Tucker the one who insisted on taking a picture and posting it?
     
    #100 Now Slappy, Apr 19, 2017
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