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2018 Holiday Drunk Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. NatCH

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    I’m at work for three more hours.

    Then it’s drink time!
     
  2. Nettdata

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    I made a charcuterie platter out of a puzzle board housewarming/xmas present. (wax paper and painters tape to protect the non-cutting board surface).

    Turned out pretty good I’d say.

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  3. scotchcrotch

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    You haven’t had a real Christmas Eve until you’ve played Cards Against Humanity with your tipsy parents.
     
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    I think it is time to make some gingerbread houses. Did anyone else make one this year?
     
  5. Juice

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    Sooo it’s Christmas Eve and all, but has anyone else been following the shit with Kevin Spacey today? He disappeared from the public for a year and was suddenly charged with felony sexual this morning. This afternoon, he released this video:



    That might be the weirdest, most tone-deaf response I’ve ever seen to anything ever, and that includes anything any actual politician has ever done.
     
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    My 3yo was adamant about playing cards with us.

    He won three rounds.
     
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    I've been contemplating this video for hours and I'm no closer to understanding it. He's breaking the fifth wall via a fourth wall break. He's implicitly portraying a character he doesn't have the rights to, because he basically made that character, while not admitting he's portraying him. He's critiquing a season of television and a criminal prosecution against him at the same time with the same words. He's trying to retcon both fiction and reality.

    It borders on art at the same time it belongs in the DSM.
     
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    Merry Christmas, you Idiots... hope you're all having a nice, stress free time with family.

    If not, speak up, and we'll see what we can do to keep you company around here.
     
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    What’s the oldest age you can drop a baby off at a fire station?
     
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    6?
     
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    My Christmas Eve menu isn’t quite as fancy as Nett Daddy’s, but it’s getting the job done.
     

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    I’ve been thinking about it off and on all evening too. It obviously has some level of professional production, so there was more than just him involved. From the anecdotal encounters I’ve read about him, he’s insanely full of himself and apparently this is part of a planned comeback campaign.

    So assuming his insane ego prevented him from having a passing bit of self-awareness, not a single person pulled him aside and suggested that this was a terrible idea? On the exact day he’s indicted for sexual assault?

    2018 began with a YouTube personality dabbing in front of an actual suicide victim on camera in Japan, so this is a fitting end-cap. I guess.
     
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    If you knock it unconscious first the age doesn’t really matter. Just be quick with the drop-off, like an overdosing hooker at the Emergency unit.
     
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    Even even if it’s someone else’s kid?
     
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    Have the real parents paid the ransom money yet?

    If not then fuck it.
     
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    Merry Xmas everyone and don’t forget the true pagan origin of the holiday:

    An excuse to get hammered, eat a lot of food and have a bunch of sex.

    I imagine many on this board will carry on the tradition.
     
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    No I’m trying to convince them to dump the new baby to possibly accelerate the divorce. If they have one less reason to stay together, maybe they will find the motivation.
     
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    Dude, trying to sift through the ego of a celebrity these days is quicksand. Hollywood-types especially have become so repulsively rich and full of themselves, when you are cocky criminals with nothing to their name and you think they’re untouchable....

    ...then just imagine these fawned-over fucks getting treated like royalty and having a small army of PR people who solve all their fuck-up in the most underhanded ways possible. After awhile, you will start to think you’re above it all. You’re invincible.

    They probably live in one of the thickest bubbles of all where it’s impossible to see themselves wearing a county-issues jumpsuit. And who could blame this cluelessness? It’s easier to find a clock in a casino than it is to get a celebrity to spend one day in jail:

    “I was golfing at night”. -OJ Simpson

    “I forgot my gun at the restaurant”. - Robert Blake

    “A man of god such as myself is incapable of taking a life”.-Ray Lewis

    ...it’s the worst acting of all, and everybody buys it.
     
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    There's gonna be a lot of billable hours for the Prosecution based upon that video.
     
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    People who are surprised about spacey must have been living under rocks.

    I worked today and I’m peopled out.
     
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