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2018 Holiday Drunk Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. AFHokie

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    Nah,
    Eddie.
     
    #261 AFHokie, Dec 28, 2018
  2. Juice

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    Is my wife's relentless binge-watching of Fuller House reason enough to seek a divorce? I mean, we all have our guilty pleasures, but this is the real life equivalent of opening that puzzle box from Hellraiser.
     
    #262 Juice, Dec 28, 2018
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    Do you have a spare room or closet under the stairs? She should keep her nasty habits to herself.
     
    #263 bewildered, Dec 28, 2018
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    My wife binge watches every show on Bravo. This is why we have two TVs.
     
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    You should instead acquire a second wife.
     
    #265 xrayvision, Dec 28, 2018
  6. Crown Royal

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    “I dunno....they seemed like nice, happy neighbours whenever we spoke to them. I have no idea what would have made him do something so unspeakable...”
     
    #266 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2018
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  8. Crown Royal

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    #268 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2018
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    My wife does it with FRIENDS episodes.

    And she always tells me I remind her of Ross.
     
    #269 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 28, 2018
  10. Juice

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    Of all them, Ross is the one to be least comparable to.
     
    #270 Juice, Dec 28, 2018
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    Thanks. I am well aware of this.

    Though I do like dinosaurs.
     
    #271 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 28, 2018
  12. Crown Royal

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    Ross is the guy you hand the camera to when you want to get a group shot. Everyone wants to be Joey.
     
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    FTFY
     
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    Yeah basically. If there was ever a king of the cucks, Ross would be him.
     
    #274 Juice, Dec 28, 2018
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    I get called compared to chandler by the people who don't know how nerdy I can get.

    I have a co-worker who got the FRIENDS logo tattooed on her wrist because she was so in love with the show.... and after a few years of binge watching it, she now hates it.
     
    #275 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 28, 2018
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    The tattoo or the show?
     
    #276 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2018
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    You can do what I did tonight. Walk into the kitchen while your wife is making dinner and when she asks you how you are tell her you’re bored with everything, including life in general. That went over well.
     
    #277 Misanthropic, Dec 28, 2018
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    Going to my in-law's ranch out in the middle of nowhere this weekend. Apparently they have a hog problem. Just got a text from my wife's aunt asking if I could bring all of my guns. Uhhhh......
     
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    I had a friendly chat with the wife which turned into a more serious conversation with her asking me if I was happy with what material possessions we have and if I'm content with my life. Apparently she feels that since I peruse Zillow for ridiculously priced houses on the coast and CraigsList for ridiculously priced hotrods and exotic cars that I'm not happy with what I have now. She didn't understand that I'm just a dreamer since she only looks at items if she's not happy with what she has.
    Of course I "want" a very nice home on a cliff somewhere over looking the ocean, a shop filled with machinery that could build things far beyond my skill set, a garage filled with cars that are 3 inches off the ground and get 3 MPG. But that doesn't mean I don't love my life.
     
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    I will have scantily-clad Bedouin chicks with machine guns guarding every inch of my mansion. Surrounding it will be a lava moat filled with fireproof piranha.
     
    #280 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2018
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