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2018 Holiday Drunk Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think you just called me old. Ouch. Fine, I'll just listen to the Black-eyed Peas instead. (Are they still a band? Crap, I am old)
     
  2. Misanthropic

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    I am massively hungover, and have no memory at all of posting this.

    Now that I’m sober, happy new year everyone. On to Dryuary.
     
  3. ODEN

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    Nice choice. Alec Bradley really makes some great cigars. The Tempus and Nica Puro are excellent as well. AB are much better priced than your typical high-end cigar as well.
     
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    I live up by alaska and we have only seen snow once
     
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    We got a light dusting early December but it didn't stick. I wake up to frost sometimes with temps in the 20s but no snow really. Observing the winter weather patterns has been pretty interesting. Everything is so different here.

    If I recall, my sister had about the same temps as us when she lived in Ohio. Maybe a little colder. But due to her proximity to the great lakes they had snow dumped on them constantly. I think I am okay with just having it every once in awhile. She would sent pictures of her street parked minivan with 18" of snow waiting to be chipped out for errands. With young kids. After having chipped out her car the day before. Effffff that.
     
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    I guess they're running out of things to study now?

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    It's Cosmo... they don't study fuck all.
     
  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    They study their readers and cater their content to them.
     
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    Definitely not in the south, but my friends and I do the traditional German pork and sauerkraut every year. I also like to add in some brussel sprouts with bacon as well. Goes well with all the beer and football and then every odor you can imagine comes out of your body the next day.
     
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    Growing up, we always had sausage and sauerkraut on new year's day. It's supposed to be good luck.
     
  11. scotchcrotch

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    My father in law is a trucker.

    For the past 4 months he’s been staying with us when he’s in town, appx 3 nights a week.

    I’ve never said a word about it but I’d be lying if it wasn’t starting to irk me a little. He’s been looking for an apartment for awhile now so it’s hard to determine how long this will last.

    Am I being an asshole for feeling cramped?

    I don’t think there’s a way out of this without me looking like an asshole.
     
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    Im getting too old for this binge drinking thing. I wish I had just taken mushrooms last night.
     
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    4 months? I’d feel cramped after a week. Can’t he sleep in the cab of his truck? Isn’t that part of the deal of being a trucker?
     
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    When you’re on the road, yeah. I don’t think it’s a preferred lifestyle outside of work.

    My buddy let his father in law live with him full time for nearly a year. I’m not even close to that level of kindness.
     
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    How not to celebrate:

     
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    Fuck the shit out of his daughter. Loudly. Every day he’s there. Yell at her “WHO’S YOUR DADDY”. Violently.

    He’ll leave.
     
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    Are you financially well off enough to rent an apartment for him to stay in? I’d probably do that if I could.

    Or if you prefer not to throw away money. Talk to him about it. And give him a move out. “We are happy to help. We love you. But this relationship is straining us.”
     
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    Tomato, toMAHto.
     
  19. Juice

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    Take it one step further and fuck the shit out of him while yelling it.
     
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    Wasn’t that the part of the plot they cut out of “Love Story” to avoid an X-rating?
     
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