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2018 Holiday Drunk Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. wexton

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    I don't know how I did it and I am sure as hell not complaining but I have been sitting on my ass for 3 weeks now eating like absolute shit and I just weighed myself and I am the same weight I was 3 weeks ago.
     
    #381 wexton, Jan 1, 2019
  2. Nettdata

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    Yeah, your scale is busted.

    Happy New Year!
     
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    I picked up 13 lbs in 10 days at my parents' and have dropped 4 lbs since leaving.
     
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  4. Juice

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    What did it? Christmas cookies? Them shits get me every year.
     
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    I’ve packed on 20 lbs in the past 6 weeks. I had a serious sinus infection that kept me from working out and then with the holidays I’ve been off my game. Then all the food and alcohol did their thing...
    Time to cut out sugar and dairy. That always helps me a lot .
     
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    Same here. We just ran out so I'm guessing my weight and blood sugar will begin to head back down.

    I hope.
     
    #386 walt, Jan 2, 2019
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    For me the worst is the candy and treats people leave near the coffee machine at work. Peppermint bark and chocolate covered toffee brittle and on and on of the almost comically bad for you holiday candy. Once I get off the self control train it's over.
     
    #387 Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2019
  8. Juice

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    We went away with some friends and rented a ski house for New Years and brought our Instapot with us to cook carnitas for some tacos. It was like a group of cavemen seeing fire for the first time.

    I never gave it much thought before, but Im a huge fan of it. Wife and I are jumping on the paleo bandwagon and the Instapot seems to be the best way to cook during the week without destroying the kitchen. Apparently when you gain sympathy weight when your wife is pregnant and then she haves the kid, you end up just being fat.
     
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  9. Aetius

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    Easy access to ice cream and Italian food.
     
    #389 Aetius, Jan 2, 2019
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    Never before did I want to lactate as badly as watching my wife eat everything that wasn't bolted down and the weight fall off of her, simply by pumping titty milk. Woman are magical creatures, I would gladly lactate for 6 months to lose 40 pounds.
     
    #390 ODEN, Jan 2, 2019
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    My wife has pushed out two kids and bounced back to her before-baby weight within 6 weeks both times without doing much of anything.

    Meanwhile I'm still two kids overweight, despite exercising.

    But at least I don't bleed one week out of every 4.
     
    #391 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 2, 2019
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    Have you actually done the math? Or is "on fire" not really considered bleeding?
     
    #392 Nettdata, Jan 2, 2019
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    Fire generally doesn't make me bleed, no.
     
    #393 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 2, 2019
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    These women who only bleed a week of the month are the target of all of jealousy.
     
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  15. Juice

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    Your wife is lucky. My wife is still on blood pressure medication from her preeclampsia and our daughter is 8 months old.
     
    #395 Juice, Jan 3, 2019
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    There are legends.

    And then there are the people who legends idolize. You guys like stories?



    ... could there be two more fascinating entertainers to party with?
     
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    Tomorrow we are hosting a couples wedding shower.

    FML.
     
    #397 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 4, 2019
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    Just pretend the reality film crew are there.

    Annnnnd..... ACTION!
     
    #398 Nettdata, Jan 4, 2019
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    So the local Customs and Border Protection office called my phone six times in 30 minutes this morning (it happened before I woke up).
    When I tried calling back, I just got the general information options, so I have no idea what that was about, or why they were calling so frantically.

    Should I be worried about this?
     
    #399 dixiebandit69, Jan 4, 2019
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    Have you smuggled drugs recently?
     
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