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2019 HOLIDAY WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Dec 14, 2019.

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  1. scotchcrotch

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    Thank you. Fear is such a motivating factor to stay at a job that becomes miserable. I wasn’t happy but I was scared enough not to leave. Little things start adding up and the next thing you know there’s a ton of reasons not to stay, yet you keep looking the other way because the fear of the unknown is so powerful.
     
  2. Puffman

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    I would think anyone generating 14 million dollars a year in sales is not going to have any problem getting a job with a competitor. The customers you work for will follow you anywhere as they know the job will get done with you in charge.
     
  3. toytoy88

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    Fuck me. I'm happy alone, I've set up my future being alone, and I'm good with that.

    And of course someone has to throw a wrench into the whole plan. A dear friend of the past 15 years has suddenly become more then a friend. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It's just...unexpected.

    On the plus side, she's a doctor...so if I slice off my knee cap she can let me know "You cut off your knee cap you fucking idiot"

    This shit doesn't get any easier as you approach 60.
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    awww toytoy’s getting trailer hitched

    (seriously man, congrats)
     
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  5. dixiebandit69

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    Did you people know that it's possible for men to get yeast infections?
    Because Li'l Bandit got one TWICE.

    Yesterday, Jungle Julia told me that he told her about some of his sexual misadventures.
    Apparently, last year, his girlfriend was on antibiotics, and that killed all of her vaginal flora, resulting in a yeast infection.
    Being a teenage boy, he tapped that anyway resulting in white discharge from his dick.

    Somehow, he got rid of it, but she still had a yeast infection, and he powered on through once again, resulting in ANOTHER yeast infection.

    EDIT: Fucking phone cut off half the message.
     
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  6. effinshenanigans

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    Had to bring my daughter into the men's room at a restaurant tonight. The sink was situated right next to the urinal, with a divider between. There was a man occupying said urinal. As we were washing hands, my daughter decided it was a good time to make a new friend, and began talking to the man.

    I told her that you NEVER talk in the men's room, which the man decided was hilarious.

    We washed up quick and got out of there, but not without my daughter bidding farewell and then telling anyone who cared to hear on our way back to the table that the funny man was going pee.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    At least she wasn't telling everyone in the restaurant that "that man's peepee was WAY bigger than Daddy's"
     
  8. bewildered

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    That sounds fun and all, but remind him that antibiotics make oral birth control not very effective...
     
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    Damn, learn something new everyday. No use to me as I fixed that problem years ago. Going to have pass on that tidbit to the twins though.
     
  10. bewildered

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    It technically depends on which specific antibiotic you're on and it effects estrogen birth controls (so like, most of them). But it's a long list. Better to have that as the rule of thumb and then figure out if you're the exception. I'm shocked at the number of times I've been prescribed antibiotics with zero mention of this fact. It's kind of a big deal.
     
  11. toytoy88

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    Now lets not get carried away here...
     
  12. Puffman

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    Yeah, she is a doctor.
     
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    i mean he’s not gonna do much better than that
     
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    plus free health care
     
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    wonder if she’ll be ok with the gay roommates though
     
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    As if you need another fucking excuse to move out of where you are. Here’s an actual opportunity.
     
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    I am starting to think that he actually has some sort of kink and likes it there.
     
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    Yeah, his kink is being the normal, well adjusted one.
     
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    A high level of self loathing maybe.
     
  20. Crown Royal

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    I almost forgot it’s that time of year again.

     
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