Does anyone actually use cock rings? Do they really work? I've never been inclined to try one out. Anyone with first-hand experience? EDIT: I just remembered that a woman I was seeing about ten years ago got me a vibrating cock ring, but we never used it.
How do you take it off? If everything is, uh, engorged then it seems like things would be tighter and more difficult to remove.
When my brother was moving out to college my mother was helping him pack up. She found one in his drawer, didn’t know what it was and figured it was drug paraphernalia. Accused him of such. So she sniffed it. we haven’t let her live it down
My ex got me a vibrating cock ring. It was not pleasurable. It was fairly powerful and made my dick go numb.
I wondered the same thing after it I didn’t think things through. Medical scissors work in a pinch turns out.
We got a vibrating one as an engagement present and tried it a couple of times. It did nothing for me, but she liked it when I'd go deep and really get the vibrating bit grinding into her. The vibrator piece is removable and I find using just that on her first more fun. It's made of stretchy silicone so it's easy to take on and off.
Anyone own or work for a minority owned business? Tax breaks and quotas filled for customers with diversity programs. It sounds like the easiest sales job in the world. Am I wrong?
Happy New Year, you Idiots. Hope you're all doing what you want to be doing tonight, and have a great 2020.
Likewise Nett, and to all you other idiots. If I handle myself right, I’ll be home before 3 am, with some extra money in my pocket, and hopefully the whole day tomorrow won’t be devoted to a hangover.
First NYE not drunk since I was.... 16? 15? Fortunately I have some NA proseccos that taste damn near identical to the real thing, as well as about 10-12 different types of fake beer porters, stouts, and IPAs in the fridge. And that is fortunate, because as the only sober one, I'm in charge of over $500 in fireworks, which were bought on sale today as the big box fireworks stores were looking to clear out their inventory. Two fire extinguishers and a hose running, and if everything goes according to plan there shouldn't be a sleeping animal or human within several miles of us. Fuck you distant neighbors!
Happy Near Year to you guys, too. We're nerding out over here and doing a lan party with some folks after eating hot pot grub tonight. I've been prepping the food all afternoon but am about done now and get a break before people come by. There's a full liquor cabinet here but who knows if that'll even be broken into.