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2021 Dead Pool

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Kubla Kahn, Jan 2, 2021.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    I was one of his bodyguards at the Leonard fight. He never spoke to me, hell, I don't think he even looked at me. He came across as a very angry little man,
     
    #141 toytoy88, Mar 14, 2021
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    My favourite boxer. Fearless and indestructible. If damage counted for anything in boxing (like it should) he would have never lost a fight.

    WAR!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #142 Crown Royal, Mar 14, 2021
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    #143 AFHokie, Mar 17, 2021
  4. Nettdata

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    Wow. That is a huge surprise.

    Really sorry to hear it as she was always a blast to watch drive.
     
    #144 Nettdata, Mar 17, 2021
  5. AFHokie

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    My favorite was when she made the Navy fighter pilot puke while driving around NAS Fallon.
     
    #145 AFHokie, Mar 17, 2021
  6. GTE

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    My favorite was when she was passing sports cars in a freaking van.
     
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  7. Nettdata

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    The Ring Taxi... can you imagine being a paying passenger in that minivan as she passes GT3's, etc? All while giggling like a crazed maniac.
     
    #147 Nettdata, Mar 17, 2021
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    This is not the van, but you get the idea.

     
    #148 Nettdata, Mar 17, 2021
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  10. GTE

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    Back when TG was brilliant

    Edit - She did it in 10m 23s.

     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    I’m throwing in Marvel Comics as a late entry for this year. They obviously don’t want to sell physical copies anymore.
     
    #151 Crown Royal, Mar 19, 2021
  12. Juice

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    Can’t we just skip ahead to when he’s a non-binary trans furry and move on?
     
    #152 Juice, Mar 19, 2021
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    I’d read that. He draws his power from Ted Cruz’s tears.
     
    #153 xrayvision, Mar 19, 2021
  14. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I don’t give a shit about this move but haven’t we had enough of the comic book as the center of our entertainment world? It won’t stop as long as the movies make a billion dollars every opening weekend but come on.

    That cow nose piercing is a nice touch though. Subtle yet telling in that lets you know he’s gay without obvious gay pride flags everywhere.
     
    #154 Kubla Kahn, Mar 19, 2021
  15. Clutch

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    The comics have always been pulp trash. They put out hundreds of series each year and very few of them are actually any good. They do the gay/black/female versions of popular characters because they're out of ideas, it costs them nothing, and they know that they will get a lot of attention from the parts of the press that obsess over those things. It might even sell better than average from the extra attention, which isn't hard because most of the runs don't sell for shit anyway.

    I'm more curious about Marvel deciding to bring lady Thor into the MCU considering that:
    a) The storyline is about Jane Foster taking up Mjolnir and gaining Thor's power
    b) Mjolnir has been destroyed in the MCU
    c) In the last Thor movie, they made a big deal about Mjolnir not being the source of Thor's power
     
    #155 Clutch, Mar 19, 2021
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    Mjolnir wasn’t destroyed. Thor regained it back in time. I find it peculiar that they’re giving a push to such a boring, insignificant character that Natalie Portman phoned in. Her not being in the third movie helped make it far better than the first two put together.

    Thor teaming with the Guardians was a great idea. This isn’t.
     
    #156 Crown Royal, Mar 19, 2021
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    Steve Rodgers took it with him to put it back where it belongs along with the infinity stones.
     
    #157 Clutch, Mar 19, 2021
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    Maybe it's a timeline issue. When Thor went back to 2013, he reclaimed Mjolnir, which Cap used in current time in Endgame. But, then Cap had it on the platform with him when he went back in time to replace the stones. I dunno.
     
    #158 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 19, 2021
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    I'm more worried about power-creep in the MCU. They've handled it well so far, but they're definitely straining at the limits. Thor, Dr Strange, Scarlet Witch, and Captain Marvel are all insanely OP, and even Iron Spider and Hulk are well above terrestrial threats at this point.
     
    #159 Aetius, Mar 19, 2021
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    Then that means they’ll probably bring in the cosmically-powerful villains that are FAR more powerful than them. Namely The Celestials, Dormammu, Mephisto, The Beyonder, and Galactus.
     
    #160 Crown Royal, Mar 19, 2021
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