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2021 NFL Season

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Rush-O-Matic, May 10, 2021.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    ben rapelisberger plays his final home game tonight. Good riddance, piece of shit
     
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    Absolutely, accused but uncharged Ben is a piece of shit. Kobe Bryant, arrested but dead, is a hero.

     
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    Kobe is still a piece of shit. He was very influential to basketball, but he’s arguably a worse human than Big Ben is.
     
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    I've always thought Ben was a mediocre QB at best. They must have said "Could be his last start here..." a thousand times last night. I changed the channel.

    That said, the view sure is nice from up here.
     
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    had to turn it off too. All that dick licking and you can’t tell the story of his career without also discussing how he was perpetually a little bitch who never worked out and always showed up out of shape.

    i mean, Rodgers is a little bitch too, but at least he puts in the works and plays hard
     
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    I think they all have a little bitch in them. It's in the job description.
     
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    I know someone who is friends with Shad Khan, and guess what he's been acting like lately? Apparently the clown shit legitimately hurt his ego.
     
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    So after his temper tantrum and leaving the field half naked, it took 4 days for The Buc's to officially release AB. WFT?

    Is there even a slight chance what he is saying is true as to what lead up to him bailing on Sunday? ICYMI, he claims he was hurt going into the game and was questionable. He played, still hurt, so they gave him a painkiller that he has been told not to take by the NFL (I think) and told he was to take the field. It was then he said no and was told he was done because he would not. If that is true this could go a whole different direction but, could it be?

    No it could not:

    "10:12 AM PT
    -- Arians just spoke with reporters about Brown following the release ... and he insisted once more that AB never told him he was too hurt to play.

    Instead, Arians said Brown was complaining about not getting the ball from Tom Brady more -- and refused to go in because "I ain't getting the ball."

    That's when Arians said he told Brown, "You're done. Get the F out of here.""

    That sounds a little more like I would expect.
     
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    also several days before his agent had reportedly tried to the Bucs to give him his bonus money in advance, which he could have easily earned had he just played the two remaining games in full.

    this is about money. I think someone owes some bookies some cash.
     
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    Unrelated, I don't know if I mentioned it here or not (I think not), I am now the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. Do not ask how much it was because even I can't believe I paid what I did.

    Those that know know how hard it is to get on the list let alone be on it when they release some shares for sale to only those on that list. One of my office partners has been on the share list since he was 16 (he's 26 now, pfffft fuck that guy) anyway, the last time they did this was when they needed money for the expansion of the stadium for more seating, years ago. Obviously they are in need of money for something so they did it again and thanks to that young man I was able to scoop one up. It's pretty fucking cool (homer or not) to say, yep I own a small piece of the team I've loved since forever.
     
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    does this mean that as an owner you can now tell Rodgers to get a shot so he can get mvp votes?
     
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    Right. Like he'd listen to me. Besides, did I miss the part that the vaccine was a weighing factor in MVP voting? No.
     
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    it was a reference to this story about a reporter refusing to vote for him because he's a jerk

    Rodgers then said in a press conference that it was really about his vaccination status (which I agree, in the context of being available for your team, should be taken into consideration) and witch hunt crap. Then the dude backpaddled in a hurry.
     
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    Oh I know. I read the story. Do you think he'll be voted MVP?
     
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    i hope not, but honestly I have no clue. Imo Burrow has a better case for it
     
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    Anybody want to chime in with advice? I'm in the finals for my guillotine league. The other guy's team is stacked and should easily trounce me. However, there's always a chance that he has some players that stumble, get injured or only play the first half. Here's his squad:
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    And mine:
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    Any player you don't see listed on either team is available to me through free agency, as we're the only two left.
     
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    I would go with Burrow at QB, he's the least likely to get pulled, even if the Bungles have already clinched.

    Looking at your opponent, both Kupp and Taylor are chasing records and MVP awards, so they will be in it to win it. His QB will not see the 4th quarter.

    Any chance you could pick up a WR? I don't see Sony Michel getting you there, but a decent WR pickup might.

    Also, dude hit the fantasy jackpot of Kupp, Taylor, Brown and Chase. Sometimes you're just fighting King Kong with hulk hands, man.
     
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    This is terrible advice. As Burrow is not playing.
     
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    Burrow currently has a Q tag, and has told reporters he doesn't expect to play, unless he's needed.

    I am expecting the former and counting on the latter.

    I can pick up any receiver I want (that's not on his team). My top options:
    AJ Brown: he got 5 targets last week. Tannehill barely threw a pass in the second half. He has too many sub 10 pt games this year for my liking. I can't do boom/bust, I've got to have a solid floor.

    DK Metcalf: the most tempting option to me. However, he's still nursing a sore foot. If that game is a blowout one way or the other, I don't see him sticking around.

    CeeDee Lamb: Not enough games with a solid floor. Plus, Cowboys?

    Yeah, he still had money left the last couple weeks of the season, so he beat me on every waiver.
     
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    figured with all the #Khlownout stuff going on, I might as well grab the khlown.com domain name and redirect it to the jaguars website

    Best $12 I ever spent
     
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