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2022 Dead Pool

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Dcc001, Jan 1, 2022.

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  1. Aetius

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    Find your way to Irish Twitter. They're having a ball right now and the jokes are coming fast and loose.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    what the fook is that?
     
  3. Juice

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    Holy shit you weren’t kidding. Between that and the Scots already clamoring for independence, I’m just glad we get a day not centered around American politics.

    /r/unitedkingdom is another funny one. Nearly every post is: “I’m not a monarchist, but… [insert condolences].”
     
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    My favorite so far is a group of lads Irish Step dancing to Another One Bites the Dust outside of Buckingham Palace.
     
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    This must be hitting the Canadians like when Bing Bong died in that Pixar movie.
     
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    My favorite so far is the one of the idiotic current events/opinion sites posted a “hot take” in the vein of, “The monarchy benefited from colonialism and slavery.”

    Yeah, no shit.
     
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    I had heard that the Great Khan benefited wildly from the conquests of the Mongol Empire.
     
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    You need to get out more. The monarchy is shit, any country with a king or queen has no fucking respect for itself. It’s an embarrassment that we are tied into such nonsensical, medieval bullshit.

    My wife’s family is English. She’s half, her mom and grandmother full. He grandmother is 99 and is pissed because she said she’d live to 100 you get a lab official letter from the queen.

    Well. she outlived the ugly inbred bitch. Now take her off our fucking money and keep it that way. Wilderness and science makes more sense anyways.
     
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    I don’t have strong thoughts either way. Surely a superfluous institution at this point but traditions and national identity are big deals. Curious how my mom’s British boyfriend thinks of it. Probably thinking they are less than useless figure heads I’m sure.
     
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    So, when's the cringey Elton John song drop?
     
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    His mistress was a senior citizen what, two decades ago? . She must have done things to his cock that made 1991 Sharon Stone look like your hand. I mean Jesus CHRIST you could not find an uglier mutt. She made HIS family look borderline non-horrid-looking.
     
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    I've given Canada shit about it before, but in all sincerity, do you guys have to change your money now? Are there rules/requirements for that?
     
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    When her Dad died decades ago, he was removed from coins and her likeness immediately put on.

    Shes been in charge so long they had to “age” her on the COINS half a dozen times.

    Like I said, embarrassing.
     
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    I felt by for the older kid. He was a tall statuesque handsome man and the lost his hair in the true pedophile balding pattern. Dude looks like a goofy idiot. Harry has become the prototypical Uber Cuck. Charles should disinherit him from the line of succession.
     
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    Is his place in the line of succession even relevant now that William has a bunch of kids?
     
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    You never know when a plane load goes down like marshal and takes out the whole bunch. He’s probably like 5th in line.
     
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    What regnal name will Charles take? Instead of something like King George VII, he should be King Arthur the Boring.
     
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    It’s interesting reading and thinking about some of the things going on. The UK government has 24 hours to swear allegiance to the new king.

    Or else…what?

    And the national anthem is now immediately changed.
     
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    "Inglaterra" is trending because of the sheer number of Argentinians dancing on the grave.
     
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    Somehow even more boring than that. Prince Charles will be... King Charles III.
     
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