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2022 HOLIDAY REVELRY THREAD [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 18, 2022.

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  1. GcDiaz

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    Consider yourself lucky to have seen anything at all, and you should've seen even less. This is a weapon of war, fuck are they doing holding PR events?
     
    #221 GcDiaz, Dec 4, 2022
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Spoiler alert: that's not the real thing.
     
    #222 dixiebandit69, Dec 4, 2022
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    Gotta keep them ruskies updated on changes to delivery capabilities of nuclear weapons due a treaty or some such.
     
    #223 kuhjäger, Dec 5, 2022
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    Don't forget ball games. Lots and lots of ball games.
     
    #224 kuhjäger, Dec 5, 2022
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    If we bombed the Iron Bowl we'd probably improve a lot of metrics related to average education, gdp, crime, etc.
     
    #225 Aetius, Dec 5, 2022
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    Some background discussion about the B-21 as well as it's procurement process.
     
    #226 AFHokie, Dec 5, 2022
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    I beat a mouse to death with a shovel today.

    How is your day going?
     
    #227 bewildered, Dec 5, 2022
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    My pet mouse escaped its cage and hasn't come home yet.
     
    #228 Aetius, Dec 5, 2022
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    I'll need a description to confirm or deny.... Things.

    BTW, my kid always points at your avatar and thinks your hamster with a crown is sooooo cute.
     
    #229 bewildered, Dec 5, 2022
  10. Aetius

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    Tell your kid that my avatar is god damn adorable.
     
    #230 Aetius, Dec 5, 2022
  11. bewildered

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    "Is dorable."

    From the mouths of babes.
     
    #231 bewildered, Dec 5, 2022
  12. Juice

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    Does your kid know the story about Richard Gere and the gerbil?
     
    #232 Juice, Dec 5, 2022
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    No, you should publish a board book on the story.
     
    #233 bewildered, Dec 5, 2022
  14. Juice

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    #234 Juice, Dec 5, 2022
  15. Crown Royal

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    That legend will never, EVER stop being funny.
     
    #235 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2022
  16. Juice

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    It's even funnier that it was started by Sylvester Stallone just to fuck with him.
     
    #236 Juice, Dec 6, 2022
  17. Crown Royal

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    Or how about Rod Stewart ingesting two litres of cum? Do you know many loads you would have to take to reach that threshold? While swallowing ALL of it?

    I have to call shenanigans on that one, I guess it’s the pessimist in me.
     
    #237 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2022
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    I do not. But, I guess you do?
     
    #238 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2022
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    Over 750. At least.
     
    #239 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2022
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    hmmmh, at 30 secs a time, about just under 16 days if you don't need any sleep, might need some lube after the first couple and RSI could be a problem unless you got some help
     
    #240 greybeard, Dec 6, 2022
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