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26-May-2017 :: Danger Zone!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, May 26, 2017.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Depends on the local. I've heard places where if you have multiple duis already and refuse everything, they'll take a sample by force. I refused a breathalyzer and they never asked for a blood sample. Most states have metabolite rules that cover chemicals found in prescription drugs. I'm guessing it is harder to define intoxicated with them though as far as prosecutors wanting slam dunk wins.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I was just wondering if you could just keep refusing. Then, especially someone like Tiger, you get a doctor to prescribe some heavy pain meds. Even if you never take any, just carry them in the car all the time, make sure you drop them out when the cops pull you over. (I know in this case, he actually probably is taking pain meds for his recent back surgery.) Is it easier to beat a DUI charge for prescription drugs than alcohol? I would think so. (Disclaimer: not a lawyer.)
     
  3. CanisDirus

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    You exactly described my Enterprise branch. No cash allowed, deposit on debit or credit refundable after return, alterable pricing by person.
     
  4. abneretta

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    I was looking through the contacts in my phone and for some reason I have a number saved as Unknown.

    I should definitely text it, right? I'll either be embarrassed because it's someone I should know or because it's someone I don't want to talk to.

    Sounds like a good way to pass a boring morning at work either way.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    If you are actually looking for a way to liven things up, then not only should you obviously text it, but you should send a dick pic to that number.
     
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    Kids! They're assholes, always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    I was in the middle of taking a shit. It's nice and quiet, I would even call it peaceful, a word I don't get to use often to describe our home. Suddenly, I hear the pitter patter of little toddler feet and the sound of an exit door opening. Fuck, I forgot to lock it. The lake is 75' away, I know where he's going.

    Moment ruined, I have to rush and get careless. I may as well have wiped my ass with my bare hand.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Well, you were heading towards the lake anyway...
     
  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    Aquadumps are highly underrated.

    When it washes up on the beach though is when it gets awkward. "Look kids, a sea cucumber! Don't touch it though it's dangerous!"
     
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    So how would you go about getting a cheaper price then? Asking for a friend.*

    *I'm SO not asking for a friend.
     
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    Have a branch manager be a close personal friend, thats helped me a lot. Also don't show up to the door looking for a car, reserve online. Also asking for an upgrade once you get in the door may get you a car for a lot less.

    Also never rent a car at an airport.If you can, get to your hotel and find a local branch, much better rates.

    Anyone else avoid hotel and apartment hot tubs? The last two places I've lived, my apartment has overlooked the apartment hot tub and I'm pretty sure there's not enough chlorine that can clean those things
     
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    Thank fuck for a short week.

    Anyone played "Joking Hazard"? It's like Cards Against Humanity, but instead of some question/reply, you construct a 3-panel comic. Phenomenal.

    Also, do NOT EVER play "Never Have I Ever" with a prospective girlfriend. It does not matter the outcome of the game, you will end the evening tearfully stroking it....like all the rest.
     
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    Do NOT rent a car from DFW airport or anywhere in Arlington Dallas or Irving area. Rent from Grand Prairie further south.
    You'll avoid paying the stadium taxes that way and save quite a bit.
     
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    I love Joking Hazard! Someone brought it to our NYE house party and it was so fun.

    You couldn't pay me enough money to get into a public/hotel hot tub. That's some nastiness and an open invitation to some FaceAIDSz
     
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    A public jacuzzi is a boiled Petri dish of trash load. I don't give a shit how much chlorine they use, it's never enough--- you saw Jersey Shore.
     
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    Hot tubs, in one way, are like a hotel room, if you think about all the disgusting things that happened there before, you'd probably not stay there, however, when we check in, we assume the room is perfectly clean and there is no spooge on the walls.
     
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    I would but I don't have any dick pics.

    After I got off work today, my husband calls and asks if I want to ride along with him to go to a salvage yard for parts. I didn't know it would end up being a four and a half hour trip. We went an hour away to the middle of nowhere, no cell service, and thank god I brought my kindle or I would have died of boredom. I'm not sure how I thought that trip was going to go but I think I should have stayed home to do laundry instead.
     
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    In New Jersey, if you refuse a breathalyzer you are automatically penalized and assumed over the limit.

    If you're serious about your drunk driving and blow at least 0.10%, you pay nearly $1000 in fines, lose your license 7-12 months, and have a mandatory $1000/year surcharge tacked on your (already high) car insurance for 3 years.

    I know this from first hand stupidity. At least back then I only lost my license for 6 months- all the other penalties were the same.
     
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    All you have to do is ask, I'm sure. Or not even ask, I'm sure.

    And it looks like Tiger blew a 0.00 on his BAC, so there's that. I think I'm willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt on this one.
     
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    Dam, given how those fines hit the impoverished more severely that the middle-class+ anyone else, I would think that rich people should pay more assuming our judicial system punishes people equally for equal crimes.

    And I know I can leave that for the Serious Thread.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    First of all, if you're on TiB and don't also know you can find dick pics on the Internet, there's been a failure.
    Second, how do you drop that story and not report back in your follow-up post whether or not you texted it?
     
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