Because somehow my last hour or so at work was busy and then I got whisked away to the salvage yard for the afternoon. That's how. No, I never texted, in fact I forgot all about it until I jumped on the computer tonight.
I'm not really an IT guy, but generally I believe jumping on a computer is frowned upon. Binary? I did punch a monitor once, though.
My son is running around the house in his halloween costume (Captain Jake) wearing shoes that are three sizes too big (his grandma got his size and his sister's size confused) and I'm getting ready to piss him right off by telling him it's bedtime. After he's tucked in, I'll be sitting on the porch reading my book and drinking a beer while it rains. I can't wait.
I like that you spell titties with an extra t. Though my computer tried to change it to tithes, which brings up all sorts of questions.
All titties or just the big ones? Do the little titties also deserve the extra t? Asking for a friend.
All titties. Except the really big weird circus-clown fake ones that are 5 sizes too big. They can rot in hell, if they haven't already.
I, too, am enjoying a gin and tonic. I'm not sure that I'll be getting hammered but it's usually the nights I intend to just have one that I get carried away, so it's hard telling.
No. Vodka with Weyerbacher Merry Monks chasers. Or the other way around. Someone's chasing something that's for sure.
This post right here is the keystone on why working at home is better. That, and eating far better. I still get the privilege of waking up at Ass O'Clock every weekday morning when even the roosters are telling me to shut the fuck up.
I don't think I posted in here about my friend getting free tickets to Y'allapalooza--no, I didn't spell it wrong, it's a "country" concert a KC radio station puts on every year. Anyway, we went. It was fun from a snarky perspective. I'd never heard of any of the artists but I admired all of the brand new cowboy boots I saw. I'll admit that I saw fewer cowboy hats than I expected though. Had I known they wouldn't even search us on our way in I would have smuggled in some booze instead of buying $7 cans of Coors Light. The last time I went to a concert they took the damn lid off your water bottle, this one they barely waved a metal detector wand at you. Rereading what I've already typed, I need to clarify. I am a huge country music fan. For half of my life I refused to listen to anything else. I do not, however, enjoy pop country or bro country or whatever you want to call it. Judging by the crowd, a lot of people disagree with me there. That or a lot of people also received free tickets and took the opportunity to get out of the house. As we walked in the gates, however, I was given free tickets to see Montgomery Gentry, Joe Diffie, and Sammy Kershaw in August. I grew up on 90's country and I'll be damned if I miss a concert that I only have to pay the $10 parking to see.