The hockey game I was at last night had ice on the rink. So checkmate on your "global warming" lie, you tree-hugging faggots.
Y'all won't be laughing for long when everyone moves to Canada because the southern US is now part of the Atlantic. You seal sexing moose fuckers.
Nah. You guys stay there. Eat your chemtrails and pray to your spacegod. We won't share our cool stuff anymore. That's what you banjo-twanging cunts get for stealing Michael J Fox and making him go all blurry like that.
No. He was on Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place. He's ours forever. Take the Will & Grace dude instead, I couldn't stand that show.
I freaking love Two Guys and a Girl. Love. I had a crush on Berg when Ryan Reynolds was not a household name. I will not give him up without a fight. I'll also keep Nathan Fillion, as far as the Two Guys and a Girl (I'm too lazy to type out the whole title, plus they changed it to this at some point) cast goes.
It doesn't. I'm just proud your fantasies don't involved the phrase "He's my second cousin, so it's okay" like the typical Missourian.
I'm sorry, you're thinking of Arkansas. Hey, I could do worse than Captain Tightpants and Deadpool. At least I didn't ask to keep Chad Kroeger. I have an oddly accurate knowledge of Canadian celebrities.
At least If they're second cousins the kids won't look like Pluto from The Hills Have Eyes. Try to find the positives in everything.
I should go to bed. Instead I'm going to keep watching Parks and Recreation. My attention span is too short tonight to continue my House of Cards binge. I also need to speed up my Dark Tower series reread if I want to make a dent in it before the movie comes out. I'm following this extended reading list. I'm currently on The Eyes of the Dragon, in paperback because it's not available on kindle yet even though it was published before I was born.