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3/07/15 'MERICA, FUCK YEAH!! WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 3, 2015.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    The "uniforms" for Bone Daddy's (and Twin Peaks) were designed by Terra Saunders, former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. She knows what dudes want to look at.
     
    #181 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 9, 2015
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    That's what stuffing them in your carry on bag is for.
     
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    I seriously do not know why I don't have at least 4-5 mini bottles of booze for every flight. They're TSA safe and the airlines can't do shit about it. It's also SUPER fucking easy to pour one when the flight attendant is anywhere else. Then you drop the bottles in the trash when they come and all they can really do is give you a dirty look and say "You're not supposed to do that."

    Speaking of booze. I should start drinking now. Just got another agency job that counts as a promotion/raise on a pretty big fucking account. My job has started to piss me off and I can't wait to put in my two weeks just as things get crazy busy here.
     
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    But for humanitarian reasons you are allowed 8 on the flight from Atlanta to Phoenix.
     
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    The only thing you can't do is bring on more than what you can fit in a quart bag (as if they'd catch you otherwise). They're just jealous.
     
    #185 katokoch, Jul 9, 2015
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    Don't they still sell alcohol in the airport beyond the security checkpoint?
     
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    Woo hoo! 3 day weekend starts now! Going to a wedding in Houston. The up side is free booze and hotel sex. The down side is it's Houston so I'm gonna sweat my ass off thanks to 99% humidity, and there's an "opera concert" at the beginning of the ceremony.
     
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    I think the reasoning is if you've been in Atlanta, you've suffered enough.
     
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    I just got Type-A shamed for jotting down "change toothbrush" in my planner. I write everything down because I'll forget if I don't. I'm also apparently 78 years old.
     
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    Does your dentist not give you a free one?
     
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    I invested in an electric...and I guess I got a little excited.
     
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    I am guessing the electric toothbrush and the hotel sex are somehow connected?
     
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    I'd swipe right on that.
     
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    KFC is trying to get a trial at the Hague. KFC introduces pizza with a fried chicken crust in the Philippines. And a similar one in Japan.

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    Can you guys just make fried chicken? This shouldn't be difficult as this was the entire point of your business. Nobody in the past 50 years has said, "Wow, fried chicken got boring." And maybe trim the globs of nasty fat off the thighs before frying it? I am honestly proud, (yes, proud is the right word here) PROUD, that they didn't introduce this in America first.

    I have to admit, I like The Double Down. Not to eat, it is just for lookin'. I admire the balls it takes to market something with enough sodium to murder a small child.
     
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    It was the Highlands. Parking there is fuck all.

    I miss home.
     
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    Watching this "Hot Girls Wanted" doc on pro-am porn girls on netflix. So far I feel bad for none of the girls except for the fact that the "talent scout" is the biggest fucking douche I have ever seen. The most disturbing thing to me is searching xvideos for these girls and seeing that fucked up virtual gaming porn ads with the hyper realistic monsters fucking each other on loop to the side. Fuck is up with that shit?
     
    #196 Kubla Kahn, Jul 9, 2015
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    I understood almost none of that, but what I did get was the following: a cry for help on your part, and you're lonely.
     
    #197 The Village Idiot, Jul 9, 2015
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    You're never alone with the amount of free streaming hardcore pornogaphy online.
     
    #198 Kubla Kahn, Jul 9, 2015
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    You normally have to pay for hotel sex?
     
    #199 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 9, 2015
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    You ALWAYS end up paying for hotel sex... eventually.
     
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