Well, I gave this last Tinder date 2 out of 2 kidneys. In other news, there was some delicious guacamole waiting in my fridge and a B.B. King record in my mailbox when I got home. It's not all bad.
That guy was such an asshole. I remember the first couple of times I posted, He sent me these really odd nasty attacks via rep and PM. They were really personal and just seething with anger. He was clearly screwed up. It's good to hear that he was doing that with everyone. There's no telling how many first-time posters he chased away.
Stop mentioning him. He's like Beetlejuice, say his name too many times and poof. I'm driving into Chicago tonight, got a 4 day conference for AP teachers. Traffic looks like dogshit, but that's normal for the city in my experience. I was hoping it wouldn't be quite so shitty on a Sunday night, but nope. Just hope tomorrow's weather isn't as shitty as they're predicting or Im in for a wet walk.
I've heard of the human centipede, but 600 swimmers sucking ass must be quite a site. No wonder you've been busy!
I just had a lively and extended discussion with the stunning French woman at work about how she trimmed her hedges yesterday.
Whatever. You bourgeois mother fucker. Consider it extra floss. You should be so lucky to experience pure femininity when it brushes over your lips. TASTE IT. Based on absolutely fucking nothing scientific, Spanish women are probably the hottest on the planet. Whenever Euro genes gets mixed with Middle Eastern something magical happens. In my pants. I noticed this watching Bourdain's show in Madrid, every female face was fantastic, at worst just plain Jane. None of them were obese either. Meanwhile in America there are more obese people than overweight. I suddenly crave a grilled cheese using two bacon cheeseburgers as buns.
If say overall Romanian and Russian girls are the most attractive, but Russian women....they start off insanely beautiful and at some moment-- and I DO mean "moment"-- they transform into into scarf-headed versions of the supporting cast of Labrynth. It's the damnedest thing. Still, Romanian girls... That perfect olive skin tone, those accents that could tame a rabid wolverine.... FUCK. The "Fiat Girl" is Romanian, that alone sells them.
From my experience Brazil is home to the most gorgeous women I've ever seen, by far. The blend of Portuguese/Spanish, African, and Native looks are insane, plus they celebrate round asses and curves down there rather than aiming for a stick figure look. I stopped by a Hardee's with my brother while we were driving to Illinois last week and they have this monstrosity on the menu with a hot dog sliced in half and handful of potato chips sandwiched in there. Obviously they named it the Most American Thickburger. I just looked it up again and the caption to this photo is even more American... Model in a hot tub on a truck showcases Carl's Jr. new 1,000-calorie burger: These are glorious times we live in.
Don't forget aircraft carrier, jets, Statue of Liberty, the driver is a pro bull rider, and that truck has 6 doors. https://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/6-26-15-the-canada-day-wdt.254172/page-9#post-545119 And, the short version of that commercial just says something like, "Why did we make this burger? Because, America, that's why."
Hardee's hates you and will kill your children in front of you while prying your eyes open and making you watch. That's not an American burger. It's an Average Wal-Mart Customer Burger. The worst of a bad thing. I picture those models instantly spitting it out when the director yells "cut" like Krusty The Clown: "Blargh!! I almost swallowed some of the juice!!!"