You know, I think Carl's Jr. and Arby's are in a competition to see who can make the most lethal menu item. For the record, that Carl's Jr. burger looks like it would suck. Hotdogs in it? In other news, I've discovered a family of barn owls living in one of the buildings at my shop; a mother owl and three almost fully grown owlets. Pretty badass if you ask me. In the spirit of the drunk thread, I tried to find a picture of a hot chick with a barn owl, without much luck. But I DID find this: Spoiler
You know, I think Carl's Jr. and Arby's are in a competition to see who can make the most lethal menu item. For the record, that Carl's Jr. burger looks like it would suck. Hotdogs in it? In other news, I've discovered a family of barn owls living in one of the buildings at my shop; a mother owl and three almost fully grown owlets. Pretty badass if you ask me. In the spirit of the drunk thread, I tried to find a picture of a hot chick with a barn owl, without much luck. But I DID find this: Spoiler EDIT: Holy shit, I found more of them! And by "them," I mean pictures, not owls. Well, they're picture s of owls. Sort of. Spoiler Spoiler A lot of weird stuff comes up on an image search with the criteria "sexy naked woman barn owl."
So... just another boring day at the office today.... Whacked-Out-Dude-On-Drugs rushes into lawyer's office next door, goes to top floor, lights two small fires, fire-fighters show up, scuffle ensues, Whacked-Out-Dude-On-Drugs gets beat up and sprayed with a couple of fire extinguishers, rushed out to back of cop car in cuffs, and work comes to a complete stand-still in my office. We stand on our rooftop patio next door and watch and make up stories about what we think happened. Fun times.
"Hurr durr 50 Cent declared bankruptcy! He's broke!" No he's not, retards. He's restructuring his debt to avoid a lawsuit. All he has to do is say his personal holdings are in ABC LLC, so when he gets sued, that corporation doesn't have any money. The rest of it is tied up in other shell financing and structuring like any smart person would do. Bill Gates keeps a checking account balance of $0.00 on a daily basis. He must be broke too.
Did they politely ask him to get into the back of the cop car and thank him for allowing them to test out the fire extinguishers?
And in a follow up: Taxpayers have now spent $3.5 million to find out why lesbians are obese http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...out-why-lesbians-are-obese/?intcmp=latestnews
Does anyone else here get "randomly screened" every time they fly? Somehow I always end up getting fondled at least once either way when flying. Now if I were of middle eastern decent or part of some sort nefarious group or visited some suspicious websites this would make a bit more sense. But no, I'm very boring, uninteresting, and yet somehow I'm randomly screened quite often. I'm wondering how I pissed off the wrong people and wondering if they could please stop touching my balls.
The last time I flew was a trip with 7 other people. One guy from our group got randomly chosen at all 4 airports while the rest of us were all waved through. At the Mazatlan airport they had everyone press a big game show-style button that randomly lit up, and it still chose him.
I'm remember I was telling my brother that if you said certain words over the phone or text the conversation would be grabbed by the nsa. I then listed off a series of words that I thought might be noticed. It is possible I was a little too correct in what words I thought would get their attention.
Do they make those in an large/XL size? I have a pretty big dome, I won't fit into a medium/large fit
Jesus H. Christ, is there anything that makes you want to drink more than an AA meeting? I just got back from one, but while I still had some time on my curfew monitor, I dropped by my shop to check on the owl family. The mom screeched at me, which was pretty cool.
My friend's tinder woman went absolutely apeshit on him. They had some crappy communication and couldn't decide on hanging out this weekend. So the girl went on a 3 day coke bender, called him 12 times in a day after a barrage of passive aggressive texts, and finally started screaming at him that all she wanted was him to like her and to hang out with him. Oh, that she has ovarian cancer too and her parents sent the police to her house because she didn't contact them. He has known her 2 weeks. I went to one as support for a friend. It was not for me. It wasn't for her either because as soon as her court mandated meeting attendance was up she binge drank to make up for lost time and then some. In fact she hasn't stopped since. Apparently AA is a great place to get laid. And get herpes. But that's implied anyway. Edit: if it is helping you stay sober, continue going. For the love of God, keep going.
I think being under the impression that talking to somebody on the internet constitutes as a "relationship" in ANY way makes you insane automatically. There is no such thing as an "internet girlfriend/boyfriend. Relationships require contact, or even presence. That but is basically shitting the bed because her pen pal wouldn't write back. She's on a holiday from lithium.