Like I would touch the skanks that show up to those meetings. Even if I was drunk, I like to think I'd know better. The meetings aren't helping me stay sober, they're helping me keep from getting my parole revoked (I've got to get paperwork signed at every mandatory meeting). I still drink. I'm drinking right now. However, I appreciate your concern, Charles, and I mean that in a completely non-sarcastic way. I do believe that the 12-step program helps people, but I don't think it's for me.
I get the opposite lately. I don't fly all that often, maybe a dozen or so times a year, and for the last several flights that had long security lines, about every other time I've gotten pulled out of the main security line and waved into the TSA "Pre-Check" line even though I'm not in the Pre-Check program and nobody had looked at my ticket yet anyway. Apparently I'm completely non-threatening.
After texting with a cute 20 year old for a few days, she straight-up told me that she wants to have a light, unserious relationship with benefits. The benefits will include her making me food. I like this dystopian future.
i will just leave this here, and I am to lazy to figure out how to shorten the link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/03...ode=as2&tag=tucmax-20&linkId=CJJCXCOV4ADOTVCS
I want to read it, but I'm betting the content is nothing too new. Think Sperm Wars meets The Game (except not queer). If Max really wanted to make a great dating book he'd just write down verbatim conversations that were effective for him, putting them in context. That'd be interesting. I'm always interested in what is effective for someone. I still say he could have a legitimate literary career; he could be the next Henry Miller. Imagine IHTSBIH without chapters, less snark, bigger words.
For the old guard and the folks that are finding their way back after Nett's email blast, throw something up the Suggestion Board. Im glad the Serious Thread has been doing as well as it is, but good lord lets get a little variety in here.
A lady came into work yesterday with the same hair style as me.....when I was in the 8th grade. Sometimes I wonder why my mom let me leave the house. Wasn't it bad enough I tucked my jeans into my socks?
Just FYI, compared to the majority of people, that is often. You need not complain, Juice. You're not going to get that sort of hard-hitting newsflash anywhere else. I mean, jeans in the socks, people.
Undoubtedly. Just didn't want anyone to be all uppity about their diamond airline status or something. I fly more than the average person, and a lot less than your typical business traveler.
So I'm going to Winter Park tomorrow because my dad rented a house in the mountains for the week. My entire family, brother his kids, sister her kid, twin, etc will be there. Is it weird that all I want to do when I'm there is drink and take naps in a hammock and completely avoid the rest of my family aside from my dad?
No. My family is going to the beach without me and I get the house to myself. I consider this my vacation. Well, except for maybe Morgan. WHY WILL NO ONE TAKE HER SHIFTS AT WORK??!! It's like they don't even care how awesome this is to me.
I was thinking, maybe they'll prefer it that way too. Win-win. I get to sleep and not get annoyed with them, they get to enjoy the mountain environment without my easy going, uplifting personality. Btw, tell Morgan to call in sick, say it was some sort of weird virus or something. Don't let her ruin this for you. Her job (assuming she's a kid) is inconsequential in the long run. Your vacation though, that can never be recovered
Okay stop the fucking presses. Fuck Pluto, we have REAL news now: HUNDREDS OF LARGE DILDOS STRUNG TOGETHER IN PAIRS NOW HANGING FROM PORTLAND POWERLINES. PDX indeed.
I thought that said "strung together in Paris" and I was like, man, Portland even farms out their dildo stringing. Please, if that's the work of a TiBette, that's Angel's work. Although, Roxanne would draw a cool paired dildo picture and write an amusing blog about it.