If she is, I guess she has already finished decorating the new house. Since she has a "yard guy", maybe she is already bored.
Yup, when I searched for this story, one of the links mentioned "dildo nunchucks." It showed up on the link, but not in the actual story. Whoever is doing it, this must be one expensive prank. I've never priced a dildo, but even at the cheapest, they must be in the low double digits. Then again, maybe they're discarded dildos at the end of their service life. None of the stories mentioned if the dildos were used or not; perhaps a taste-test is in order. How long does the average dildo last in the field? Does anal usage shorten the lifespan? This brings up so many questions. Maybe one of the Tibettes can fill us in.
Oh, Mississippi... Man charged with having sex with horse http://www.wtva.com/news/national/s...ng-sex-with-horse/PD8GZ1oO3ESj27kSwGnfZQ.cspx
My guess is that they were able to get ahold of some off-spec dildos on the cheap. Black dildos that were under 7", Irish dildos over 3", double ended dildos that had three ends, wooden dildos that were all splintery - stuff like that.
Man, if you lose a street fight because somebody beat you with Sexual Nunchucks? Sheesh. I mean, I've heard of pussy-whipped but not dick beat. With a dildo? Maybe you were away too long - I prefer it the other way around.
The shoes are for drug dens as we found out when my roommate thought it'd be cute to throw a pair of bowling shoes on the line in front of our place. He about shit a brick when the police actually knocked on the door to question us, as he was slanging weed at the time.
Ok Florida, you win. Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/
The one you link earlier about the horse made me shake my head. This actually made me laugh out loud.
Toytoy, are you just doing web searches for bestiality stories? I just want to know. It's cool with me if you are; hell, I looked up the price of dildos after my original post (I was correct on the pricing, by the way.).
Nope. I was looking at the local Mississippi news and found the horse, sent it to a girl here at work. An hour later she shot me over the one about the gator.
This kind of stuff cracks me up to no end. I've never actually tested the "signal" out before, but had heard that is the marker for where to find drugs. I told that to a buddy, and he said, no, people did that when a loved one died. But, if it's a drug marker, of course the cops know, too. When I was in college, I lived in an apartment that was right at the transition from mostly poor college kids to mostly poor everybody else. At 11 o'clock at night, you could hear the ice cream truck driving by playing the circus music. In February. Because, lots of children are up late, in the dark, in the Winter, wanting push ups. I think the cops may have been the only ones that didn't know they were selling weed.