Because you have banned me over bullshit before. Huh? I've always supported gay marriage (if homosexuals want to be miserable, let them), vocally, even in prison, where it was potentially hazardous to my health. Despite stereotypes, most prison inmates are extremely homophobic. I wish you the best on your new business.
Dude, you seem like you're a genuinely good guy, it's just every now and then you get into a bit of a "fuck the man" mode and won't let go... won't listen to requests to "leave it be", that kind of thing. That's what I meant by "annoying", and that's why (as far as I can remember), you've been banned in the past. And let's face it, "dixiebandit69" is a primo target for making stereo-typical judgments and shitty jokes based on those stereotypes... low hanging fruit. All said in jest, admittedly at your expense. All good, though... and seriously, welcome back, and here's hoping you're with us for a long time now.
I've never had a problem with the jokes; my philosophy has always been "If you can't take a joke, fuck you." I might call people out on bullshit, but otherwise I appreciate humor. Bring the jokes on, I appreciate the challenge. Well thank you Nett, that means a lot coming from the new boss of TiB.
Ain't you the boss, here, massah? Anyway, here's the first picture that came up when I Googled "Patriotic porn": Alexis Texas. You want to know why I like her? Look at her crotch and take a guess. Spoiler: A. Texas
Here's one more for the night, just because I like the look on her face, and I like her little-bitty boobs: Spoiler
He feels like he is owed something for being a "nice guy". He's not really nice nor does he give a shit about women.
That's what made me knee-slap. This choad needs to advertise what a caring, sensitive fagtron he is and therefore the pussy should be thrown his way. And even if that does happen he'd probably blow his wad at the Speed Of Fear and no doubt cry afterwards.
This is also present with the "white knight". People frothing at the mouth to save the damsel in distress. These are the same guys who believe in a thing called the friendzone. When being a pussy and losing all sense of ones own identity just to be nice in hopes that they can be exactly what they think the girl wants. And then when she doesn't see them as a sexual option, he proceeds to immediately shit all over her and call her any number of hateful names.
It's a little more than that. Some, SOME, of these guys legitimately don't know how to be. They never had a real male influence. Their dads gave up, became complacent. They never had a friend to learn by doing. All they could do is try to emulate some d-bag, and fail, or try very hard not to piss a girl off by showing her they had zero sense of self. Like this tool, some of these fucktits are just manipulative pussies. And I get to use the best thing ever to come off 4chan:
Guy kills himself with fireworks celebrating the 4th http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/topstories/u-s-man-shoots-off-firework-from-top-of-his-head-dies-1.3138950
The negative rep from Durbanite on this post seems to have been serious. It reads "A simple Wikipedia search shows that the continent of Africa is over 3 times larger than the U.S. you moron (11 million sq. mi. vs. 3.79 million)" As the thread title says, "'Merica, fuck yeah!"
Just went on a date last night with a girl who spent a good chunk of the first five minutes of conversation informing me what kind of foods she didn't like. This included, rather specifically, tzatziki sauce, sour cream, and really thick yogurt. As you might predict, it was a rather uneventful night.
See, at some point I would have been a bit of an asshole and asked her if it was a taste or consistency kind of thing... and whether it applied to semen.
Ghetto - *keeps a straight face when girl tells him she doesn't like thick yogurt* - no BJ Nett - *is an asshole when girl tells him she doesn't like thick yogurt* - double BJ with her hotter, younger sister
I consider White Knights to be a sub-genre of SJWs (the two most obnoxious demographics in the First World) and are both complete lying phonies who only express their "concern" when a keyboard is in front of them. Their entire facade is based on not ACTUALLY giving a fuck about what they're coming to the defence of, so long as it makes THEM look the hero and earn them their imaginary "points" that scores them really high with their imaginary friends.