Fuck that movie, fuck that book and fuck everyone involved. If this crazy chick I dated 3 years knew about that book when we were dating I'm 99% sure I'd be in jail right now. That is the scariest goddamn movie I have seen in my life. That shit is completely and totally possible. On top of that, while I'm still in mid fucking shock, my girlfriend casually says to me in a non-fucking around manner, "Lots of women sometimes think about doing stuff like that to guys, but just never have the balls to do it." Fuck. That. Shit. I turned on HBOGO the other day, that was the first thing in the panel, I promptly switched to Netflix. Nope. No. No. Nope. Fuck that.
Can we start a support group for people who were traumatized by this book? I don't think anything has stayed with me this long since The Exorcist. That's an effective story. Anyone has the time, read Gillian Flynn's Sharp Objects (TV series coming soon). It is a creepy, creepy, sad look at damaged women of all kinds. She is a fantastic writer, but I think she is probably definitely a psychopath. She looks like this normal chick, says all these characters are just products of her imagination, that her childhood was perfectly safe and normal. But she knows too much. I don't trust her. Her husband probably sleeps in the guest room with a padlock on the handle. I also find it funny Affleck is divorcing his wife because of control freak issues. HMMM. God, the ending of the Gone Girl book was so much worse though: Spoiler: Buk spoiler Nick says something which signals he will not be playing along in the sham marriage/pregnancy. Her response, the very last line of the book is, "I wish he hadn't said that." Dude is FUCKED. Mind Bleach Spoiler: NSFW Emily Ratajow-Tits McGee
I'd be the first member of that group. The only thing anyone can say is wrong with that woman is her belly button, and if you're concerned with that you better be God's gift to woman. For the record, I have no problem with it. I'd punt an infant to have sex with her and those titties. Her ass is perfect as well. According to my girlfriend, Gillian Flynn is normal and there is nothing wrong with her. She says any girl who feels they're being wronged have thoughts like that, she's just writing them down and creating stories. That shit is fucked.
During the 4th I was in a part of San Diego close enough I could see Tijuana and I could see fireworks being shot off from the other side of the border. Kind of an interesting sight if you're not used to it. In San Diego, there's a little dark strip thats the border and on the other side of that dark strip is the dim glow of TJ.
I would say that qualifies him for the NFL perfectly. These fucking degenerates. I hope somebody straight-razors that pussy's Achilles' tendon.
Funny, I was actually just coming here to bring it up. 1) Whoever is in charge of FSU PR must be throwing their resumes around the country with reckless abandon at this point. Brutal. 2) While I will preface this with "fuck this dude and his wildly unnecessary violence and overreaction", I'm similarly disturbed by the internet rushing to defend this chick. The squeezing to the bar situation at 1:50 happens ALL THE TIME and he clearly asked the chick on the left to move. Sloptart reacts to that negatively, and she starts screaming and raising hands before anything even happens. Much less punching him. People saying "SHE WAS DEFENDING HERSELF AGAINST A STRANGE MAN GRABBING HER" are morons. He should rightly be kicked off the team, but lets not pretend her behavior was at all appropriate. If he was a mature adult in any way and didn't crack her, she should have gotten tossed for throwing hands. This isn't "well she deserved it" argument at all, cause throwing haymakers in bars is never the right course of action. But rather, lets not white-wash this to make her an angel. I get annoyed when everything is black and white. Ive seen allusions to the Ray Rice situation. Similar overreaction and unacceptable violence, yes. But one didn't involve the victim initiating confrontation and then throwing punches at strangers. I guess its more a reaction to things Ive seen happen in bars myself, not a defense of this clown. Hell, Saturday, I was at a bar, drunk girl slowly dumps out half her drink sideways on a guy next to her, he says "hey watch it", she ignores it, he extends his arm to move her and her waterfall away, she screams "dont push me" and throws a drink in his face. 2 dudes in her group rush him, minor scuffle, Unfortunate Mr. Wet Pants was escorted forcefully out of the bar. Fuck that. 3) Its pretty cool and progressive that college athletes were hanging out at a gay club. Right? Ripped bartenders in overalls without shirts? Had to be.
This is some awfully assumptive and biased #hottakes here. We have no idea what she said to him before he hit her. She could have called him the n word. She could have told him she gave him herpes. We have no idea. That's a very one-sided video and completely unfair to the guy. Ha. Just kidding. But really, hitting people is wrong, and let's not get out of pocket here. That's a damn good bar-staff. 30 seconds later, like it never happened. Dude just saw a woman get punched in the face...but those fireball shots aren't going to pour themselves right?
Yeah....GG is fucked. Every time Husband sees it on HBOGo he says he turtleshells. If I were a guy, that bitch would make me think twice about dating or fucking anyone. Forget marrying anyone.
If I was single and I saw that movie, I'd probably be permanently single. My Little Pony and PornHub would never do that to me...amirite guys?
They passed legislation not long ago forbidding all male bartenders from wearing sleeves, ask Dewarcs. And their name can only be Chad or Ricky. I refuse to believe those overalls were found in the men's department. Friggin' ludicrous.
Okay, as much as I hate athletes in general, SHE HIT HIM FIRST. Did she get assault charges filed against her by the state? I don't know how they do things in Florida, but in Texas, when there's a fight and there is even the slightest question about who started it/what happened, both parties are going to jail.
Wine is goooooood. I mean one of these days I'll give white wine a serious try but why bother when red wine already goes so well with pasta? And steak.
I had a fun 4th of July weekend, but the part where my friend's drunken girlfriend kept trying to hook up with me was not so fun. So fucking awkward. Why is it women are suddenly much more interested in me when they're dating one of my friends? Ugh. Also, if I ever resort to one of those crazed drooling at the mouth mass shootings just know it is because the cunts who cut lines at those events with far fewer outhouses than are needed. I didn't wait in line half an hour so you could jump five spots ahead of me. You deserve to die.
Yeah that video is pretty fucked up from both sides. Just guessing that the girl that got punched was waiting to get to the bar while the girl in the white flower shirt with the weird face was in her way. The weird faced girl finally moved out of the way and the girl that got punched slid in. The guy tried to get into the other open spot and the girl started talking shit about having to wait. Then when the guy tried to push his way up to the bar, you can see she basically hip checks the dude to stop him from going past her. Then the guy probably said something along the lines of her being a stupid bitch, the girl reacted by raising her fist and threatening to throw a punch. He held her arm back. She threw a weak straight left. He threw a much stronger straight right. Honestly, fuck both of them. Another prime example of how fucking stupid people are.
How loud was that place? When the ex QB threw that punch, a pitcher and some cups tumble behind the bar, and flag shirt never even turns around. Later on he tosses the cups in the trash. I guess he wipes up the blood later. And, I guess a busted nose gets you special entry behind the bar?
So th FBI raided Jerod the Subway 'tard's house for kiddie porn. Looks like he may becoming the "meat" of a few sandwiches in the near future. Does this honestly surprise anybody at all?