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3/07/15 'MERICA, FUCK YEAH!! WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 3, 2015.

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  1. Parker

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    Of course she called him the N word. Now that I watch it, that is definitely a "What the fuck did you just call me?" punch. And she definitely looked like the type to say something racist. Also something, something, Florida...the Arisocrats!

    Went to a place in Arlington, Texas called Bone Daddy's. I need five of these in Chicago stat, with the same hiring standards. Every woman that worked there was absolute fire. Fuck Hooters. This place has good beer, BBQ meats (all of them) and every color/flavor of hot chick except Indian. Also, Whataburger is unremarkable.
     
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    Great, now I want BBQ for lunch. Thanks Parker.

    For the record, I am in love with my house.....until something breaks. But for now, I'm walking around smiling non stop. Some may think I'm high as a kite.
     
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    No buyers remorse yet? Please tell me you got a home warranty. My wife begged and pleaded for a different house for 4 years, the after day we moved into the new house I came home and she was crying because she missed the other house she hated.
     
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    I'm good to go on all fronts. And while you are on the airbus from hell ride, I'll be lounging in my backyard with a cold drink. Maybe the VFW will have cheap stiff drinks to ease your pain my friend.
     
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    No lounging in the back yard. You are a homeowner and have a duty to maintain your yard in an appropriate manner. Get mowing, weeding and general cleaning until it looks like a Norman Rockwell painting. You soon will learn why we are yelling at people to get off our lawns.
     
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    I have been told there will be beer and wine available and that I am allowed to smoke inside even though I don't smoke. I am not sure what available means exactly so I am packing bourbon. As for the flight, it will seem like 10 minutes because Xanax and whiskey make me go lights out in 5 minutes. Do you drink out of one of those neon colored summer glasses they sell in the seasonal aisle at Target, you know the ones that say cheers on them?
     
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    1. I have a yard guy. ahem
    2.@dewercs drugs and booze, from you, I should have known. My bad.
    3. Pfffft. I am no amateur Sir. I have a thermal Green Bay cup, with a lid and a straw.
     
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    You picked him up from Home Depot didn't you?
     
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    With that "ahem" I'm thinking it's closer to a tinder situation.
     
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    Gravy is wise.
     
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    Is there any other kind in Wisconsin? I just assume everything across the river has a Packer logo on it.
     
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    You didn't promise him a date in return did you?
     
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    Does your thermal hold more than 32 ounces, I am assuming it does as you said you were lounging with a cold drink, as in just one.
     
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    Yes it is. Packed with ice to the brim then make beverage. Stays colder longer too.
    How come every one thinks that just because I am a Packer fan I am from there?
     
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    Oh, the irony.
     
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    You hit the one in the Highlands? Bone Daddy's is one of the better offerings.
    The shirt the girls wear - Bone Daddy's House Of Smoke.
    Bone Daddy's HO'S

    I caught that one day after a couple of tall Shiners and still giggle.
     
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    You are only allowed to have 4 jack Daniels on the flight from phoenix to Atlanta.
     
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    That's what friends and old ladies sitting beside you are for.
     
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    Glad you caught that. It was a joke.
    God bless their beautiful hearts. Loved the fact they wear deep V vests and shorts where if they bend over to give someone else a drink you're seeing cheeks. I'm 29 and ready to be a dirty old fuck already. This was off Matlock and the 20, It's practically a full blown mall except everything is broken up into sections. Don't know if it was the "Highlands" or not, but I wouldn't mind going back.
     
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