Ha! She's not allowed upstairs. The cats need some refuge from her. She wants to PLAY with them. They want to destroy her. And she just doesn't care. They are friends! Sorry, she has a boyfriend so Buck is out of luck. He WISHES he could date her. She's a bit of a slut.
How do you know he isn't already taken? Naw he's just playin'. This neighborhood is crawling with bitches, there's a collie a couple houses down he thinks is pretty hot. Even if he does get lucky he's only shooting blanks. I'm thinking it's a good thing we don't have any cats here, my neighbors have a bunch and he is very very curious when he sees them in their screened-in porch. Spoiler
Sick of spending $30 in blade refills, I bought a double edged safety razor off Amazon, with replacement blades for pennies on the dollar. I know there's a learning curve with safety razors, hopefully I don't slice my face up too bad. I considered getting a straight razor, but I don't really want to spend half an hour shaving and the margin of error with straight blades is "razor" thin.
I had a chance to get a real straight blade shave at my buddy's wedding this year, I was rocking the beard so I opted out and just got it trimmed. Having a stranger hold a straight blade to your throat is surreal. There is just something inside of you that screams this is wrong.
This topic comes up way too often. I feel like this board is secretly a message board for those with a shaving fetish. Grow a beard and get over it.
Probably the scariest story I've heard was about a guy who was shaving with a straight razor when his mother in law barged into the bathroom without knocking, and hit his elbow with the door.
Every time we get into the razor argument it starts with "Single blade razors are much better than a Mach 3" and turns into "Man, fuck straight razors, I use a utility knife blade held with a Vise-Grip, you guys are missing out!"
I personally use the top of an old rusty, jagged can. Works fine for me. haven't got tetanus yet. The cuts are a little annoying, but it lets me know I'm getting a close shave.
I prefer a furious rubbing of steel wool soaked in Everclear. Brings out the extra colour in your cheeks. #getonmylevel
You will not regret. Just learn good technique. Spend a few extra minutes shaving and it will be the closest shave ever. When I use my DE safety razor I get a couple more days out of the shave than an expensive multiblade. Get a good aftershave too. And proper shaving cream. I use proraso with menthol and eucalyptus but if you want to spend a bit more money, get the Sandalwood scented one from Art of Shaving. And a brush.
The only thing that I can think of that is lamer than shaving is Lent. I am in no way shape or form religious, but I do think fasting from things can be good for the body, so I thought maybe I should suffer a little with the rest of society. I have decided to give up Diet Coke. That shit is the elixir of the devil. The chemicals and caffeine and food dye are so fucking delicious. I really hope I can make it permanent. I'm also giving up bacon. I doubt I make that one. I live in a hotel during the week for work. Breakfast is always off a buffet. That buffet has shit tons of bacon on it. Fuck this is going to be a long 40 days.
Fixed our broken dryer last night (replaced the belt). Mrsanthropic was duly appreciative. Finally getting the pub room rewired today, making said room even more suited to sitting around and drinking. Oh, and playing darts, watching sports, and playing games. But mostly drinking.
Re: Beaver Pelts and Beads Of course there wasn't foul play. That's what the Yakuza do. Stationed in Tokyo wasn't Bitcoins? Yeah. You don't lose $350 million and either make a few enemies, or off yourself. Or be compelled to off yourself when a rather dour looking fellow knocks on your door with pictures of your family with Xs over their eyes.