Lots of people in the movie: Stacy Keach, Ray Loita, Jermey Piven, Christopher Meloni, Lady Gaga (WTF?), Jamie Chung, Mickey Rourke, Rosairo Dawson, Jaime King, Josh Brolin, Bruce Willis, Juno Temple, Jessica Alba, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Eva Green. I’m having Machette flashbacks.
I assume Stacy Keach is replacing Powers Booth since they look and sound alike. Whatever role Christopher Meloni has, he will be awesome. He always is.
When they die, they won't regret it. Because they CAN'T. That's one of the downfalls of being dead. And nothing matters after that. I thought it was mind-blowing when that kid solo-climbed the nose wall of Half Dome a couple years back. That was amazing, but retarded-insane. These guys are worse. They WILL die doing this, they're actually trying to kill themselves. There's a difference between climbing and intentionally dangling over a death drop.
This is Russia. Explain how that country and the word "sanity" can be used in the same sentence. This is the place where folks take their kids to brute strength parades.
In those 2-5 seconds they'll be too busy crapping themselves to worry about maybe they shouldn't have been so stupid. In short America is better than Russia.
The good news for Russian men is they live significantly less long than men in America and Europe. So despite the shitty country they live in, they won't be there for long.
Uh YEAH. You have magazines with titles like "Barely Legal." You know what's barely legal in Russia? EVERYTHING.
I received an invitation for Amex's Centurion card today. And by invite, I mean I get to pay them several grand for a black credit card that's supposedly a status symbol. I declined the offer but part of me wants to rack up a huge balance and default on payment.
And expressing opinions of any kind in public or running for office against a person already in office.
So, anybody can get a black AMX? That shits all over their mystique. I thought the only way to get one was by having rich parents, now you're saying all of us shit-eating rats of the low station can get all blingity-blingity? I guess it's like back in the 80's when gold cards meant you were a "somebody". Now a seagull can own a gold card. I honestly hate credit cards, I own one and never use it.
You know whatI think is going to suck the most about having a daughter? Over the next eight years I have to teach myself to hate the very person I used to be. My younger self will become my nemesis-zero. On the other hand, I look forward to interviewing dates while rubbing an open-bladed butterfly knife near my crotch. Being a parent means being I hypocrite. How can I get pissed at my kid for smoking weed when the real reason I'm pissed is that she scored and she's holding out on me?
Yea, you're overthinking it. If you're daughter becomes a massive slut, its fate. nothing you could've done about it. Just pray she doesn't have a teen pregnancy. If she does, enjoy raising the child for her while she tries to live out her teenage years like a normal kid would.
Nobody should get to whine about something they signed up for. Here's the thing: if you're dumb enough to get pregnant, you don't get to live a normal teen life.. You made the bed, you lie in it. You'd have to live underground with gum packed in your ears your entire life to not know you can simply wear a condom and fuck as much as you want. Oh, and homeschooling handi-tards that preach celibacy should be shot and pissed on. That, right there, breeds clocktower snipers.
Condoms, birth control, and plan b don't always work. Sometimes things happen and miracle babies occur. If a kid survives all that, its worth keeping, think Darwin. That must be some really strong sperm or some really shitty cheap knockoff birth control. I like how in catholic school they preached abstinence and pulling out... maybe explains why there are so many Catholics in the developing world.