I take it back. The most insufferable thing is the two tools that just one for best song and saw fit to rhyme/sing their acceptance speech. I hope they get shot in the face with Bette Midler's douche drippings.
Starring in Frozen would have probably been it. It sure as hell isn't from being married to Dax Sheppard.
Wooderson wins it one week before True Detective climaxes. A storybook week for the star of Surfer Dude and Failure To Launch. Lets pretend he never did that shit. Edit: is he ever gonna shut up?
I'm sorry, but is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air presenting Best Picture? Didn't anybody see the last movie he was in?
What is he even saying? He sounds fucking high on coke. Which is odd because I took him for a pot kind of guy. Brad Pitt now has an Oscar. That dude on the couch high out of his mind in True Romance? Yeah, he's one of the most powerful men in entertainment. The moral of the story is probably to do more pot.
? Also I could care less if Cory Montieth didn't get recognized. You got to do better than a Final Destination and a TV concert movie to get into the tribute.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/awards?ref_=nm_awd" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/awards?ref_=nm_awd</a> Nope. Interesting. He produced a bunch of Oscar bait without being nominated. Weird. It seems there is an easy formula to getting a nomination. Find a good book someone else wrote, don't fuck it up. VOILA.
Man the whole producer credit system in Hollywood is fucked. I think it was Super Man, but they had to pay off some random producer that stuck his name on it while it was still in development hell to the tune of 15 million dollars when they made the new one. They wonder about run away budgets. Also I kind of wish I saw Gravity in theaters. It won like half the nights technical awards and best director.
There was exactly one part of the awards show tonight that I was interested in seeing, and I didn't even get to watch it firsthand. But it happened. Spoiler It bears repeating that these awards are bullshit accolades for what ultimately amounts to rather useless "achievement". But behind those celebrities are real people who do real jobs and sometimes lose their real lives in the process. RIP Sarah Jones.
Useless achievement? I disagree, making an entertaining film is way more important than developing a cancer treatment that you never get public recognition for.
Especially since the government already has the cure, the Oscars are a part of the Illuminati, trust me, Alex Jones told me.
Always remember, cancer has been cured by now, but chemo is way too profitable so they keep the cure from the public. Btw, movies help people with cancer too. What do you think they watch when they're getting chemo? Wait, they don't watch movies, they watch shitty daytime tv.
I need to stop packing so last-minute for everything. This is really getting out of hand. Secondly, one of those annoying pictures of girls posing for a picture in a bar/club popped up on my facebook feed. Someone who is obviously a male relative of one of the girls commented, "I hope those aren't drinks in your hands". Buddy, those are obviously beverages in their hands, what the fuck else could they possibly be? Do you think they're just walking around with empty cups as props? They're god damned adults in a licensed establishment whose very purpose is for people to drink inside of. Jesus Christ.