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3/10/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 10, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Wow. It took Charlie twelve full seasons to bang The Waitress, his own real-life wife.

    ..and Always Sunny is still signed on for seasons 13 and 14. Are they trying to catch The Simpsons or something? I'm not complaining, because the show is STILL funny.
     
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    Dennis is also most likely done with the show so Always Sunny will definitely have a different vibe next season without him.
     
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    I'm at my niece's birthday party. I snuck away to a room by myself to eat and I changed the channel from Frozen to Pitch Black. Let's see how long until someone revokes my remote privileges.
     
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    I was at the store today and noticed that candy bars are $1.39. WTF? They were 10 cents when I was little and people threw a fit when they went up to 15.
     
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    I almost am. I only brought a six pack to this shindig. I'm about to have to break into my dad's whiskey.

    I just got into a passionate discussion with someone here about the movie The Fly. People around here just don't appreciate a classic.
     
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    What were you thinking to only take a six pack?
     
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    Well, the party started at 5. I didn't think I'd still be here almost five hours later.
     
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    I have some shiner but it went skunk.

    A homeless tweaker sat outside our building all day talking to himself and picking his face.

    But he left everyone alone so that's good.
     
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    I spent the night volunteering at a Tricky Tray, also known as a Chinese Auction. Tricky tray folks are a peculiar niche group not unlike Walmart shoppers in appearance and demeanor. I'm thinking I can get a thesis out of tonight's observations.
     
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    Lord help me, someone brought homemade wine.
     
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    Will your body let you drink it without a box?
     
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    They still auction off Chinese folk? And where can I buy one?
     
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    The answer is yes and no. Jesus, I forget that homemade wine is code for fruit flavored liquor.
     
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    You don't want one. Trust me on this...they will eat your ducks. You'll walk out one day and Xiang will be sitting cross-legged, wearing his big straw hat, a shit eating grin and rubbing his stomach in satisfaction. He'll be surrounded by duck feathers, bills, and flippered feet without a body.

    Then you'll have to shoot him.

    It's just not worth the hassle.
     
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    The conversation has slipped to float trips.

    Stories abound about idiots flipping canoes while peeing off the edge and getting too drunk on rafts.

    For the record, I'm a big fan of canoe floating because I'd rather be in a canoe with one person I trust than in a raft with 7 people I don't trust.
     
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    Jeff Goldblum version or Vincent Price version?
     
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    She probably has never heard of Vincent Price. Once again a reminder of how old I am.
     
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    Jeff Goldblum version.

    My kids aren't home, I have nowhere to be and no reason to get up at any time, but for some reason I woke up at 7:30. I wouldn't complain about 7:30 normally but today it was like waking up at 6:30 so here I am.
     
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