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3/11/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 11, 2016.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Tina Fey's latest Amex commercial is BS. She checks out by swiping her card, but it has a chip. Those swipers (Swipers! No swiping!) won't let you do that. You gotta insert that mofo, if it's got a chip - my Amex won't swipe if there's a chip insertion option. I am not a fan of the chip. Plus, at some places, it makes an "annnk - annk" noise, like it's denied, but that's actually the approved sound. What's up with that?
     
    #21 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 11, 2016
  2. Nettdata

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    Good job there Matlock.
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    Remember the good old days when we had a ton of drunk idiots posting on a Friday night, and big-titted chicks were making GREAT life choices by posting their tits? (Yes, I'm looking at you, @abneretta )?

    I do.

    To help with the remembrance, I'm pretty fucking hammered.

    There... my part is done.

    Now where the tits be at?

    @shegirl ? You know you want to....
     
    #23 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
  4. dixiebandit69

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    I remember that, and I also remember catching hell for the shit I posted (I'm not even talking about people going "EEEWWW, GROSS!" when I'd post some bush shots.), and getting banned for no good reason.

    I've talked to some of the former members of this board about why they don't come on here anymore, and almost universally, I get the same two answers:
    1) They don't like the direction the board has taken, ie: it's become too serious and isn't fun anymore, or 2) they're too busy these days.

    Anyway, about the tits; here's one from the ol' internet archives:
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    #24 dixiebandit69, Mar 12, 2016
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    Seems that there were some server issues, but they are resolved now.
     
    #25 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hooray! I was having a bit of teh withdrawals.
     
    #26 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 12, 2016
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    Even though we're all boring and shit, it appears that we are using up more and more space on the server and eventually ran out, which caused stuff to stop.

    Nice way to spend a Saturday morning.
     
    #27 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
  8. TX.

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    I just thought NettDaddy pulled a Tucker.
     
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  9. Nettdata

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    "Your face here"
     
    #29 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
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    NettDaddy is probably hung over and upset that the aforementioned tits never showed up.
     
    #30 Now Slappy, Mar 12, 2016
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    I am indeed hungover but have no recollection of said tits.
     
    #31 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I for one, appreciate it. Thanks, dude.
     
    #32 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 12, 2016
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    You're just mad because you're home alone, running around in your underwear, and weren't able to post to the bikini thread. It's okay, now, though, so go ahead. We're here for you.
     
    #33 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 12, 2016
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    My point exactly.
     
    #34 Now Slappy, Mar 12, 2016
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    I am in a minivan with 2 sisters and my parents on the way to my sister's surprise 40th bday in louisiana. We are stuck. Flooding is really bad and traffic is almost stopped for 30 miles. It is starting to rain again. We cant even exit because there are roadblocks. I hope we make it.
     
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    That just screams "road-trip selfie tit-pic opportunity" if I've ever heard it.
     
    #36 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
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    Agreed. Bewildered, tell your mom to throw down.
     
    #37 Angel_1756, Mar 12, 2016
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    Want me to show mine... again? My boobs have been getting bigger, and I have good nipple placement. Still no helping the hair.

    Having my first martini of the day. Not that I will have a second, but this is the first. Made a Vesper, sans the extra measure of gin.

    Edit: here is a lovely article on Daylight Savings sham. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/dayli...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

    Because this is a house of learned scholars and we can drink and talk smart at the same time. Now show us your mom's tits!
     
    #38 CharlesJohnson, Mar 12, 2016
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    Bonus points if it's outside around the roadblock sign.
     
    #39 Nettdata, Mar 12, 2016
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    Speaking of high school, I just finger banged a girl and made pancakes from scratch. Happy Saturday!
     
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