A little help from our Canadian and upper Midwest members - since when are they called snow machines and not snow mobiles? Or are those two different things? I'm envisioning old Todd driving a snow blower.
Always love it when I call a trucking company with a bill of lading number to find out where my shipment is and get this response "..ummmm let me call you back". This is going to turn out well.
Almost as good as when you are dealing with international shipping and the status is "Retained at customs, location unknown." Hoo boy that's a fun mystery to solve!
How the hell does someone get military grade missiles on a commercial aircraft when I can't even pass through security with my belt?
Since 'wildered posted a status update, they made it. Obviously, her mom and 3* sisters are just waiting on Nett to approve their new member status so they can post some boobs - let's go. * 3! Didn't you mention a brother before? How many of you are there? Dang.
Oops. I had a reply typed up Saturday but my phone died. Luckily I did not. Traffic was squeezed down to less than a lane because the interstate was flooded. I am shocked they were letting anyone through. Spoiler: I thought it was bad at first.... Spoiler: But it got worse. I am one of six. My sisters are way more wholesome than I. They also have better busts than me. Lose/Lose for you there buddy.
Well fuck me. Turns out one of the girls I went to high school with is a producer on CBS's "Big Brother." And my sister in law is good friends with her. My wife watches that show religiously, I know of it in the general sense. Apparently I gotta send in an audition tape now if I want my wife to get off my back. Big Brother, prepare to receive the most sarcastic video ever. I'm thinking of starting it off with "Look, I don't know shit about your show other than that people can win money by having to live in a house together with no internet or entertainment other than each other which sounds like my version of hell. So I'm making this tape just to shut my wife up. If you select me, it'll get me out of the house for a few months. Hopefully i can knock her up beforehand so I'll get spared being in the presence of her hormones while her stomach bakes me a second kid." Any other ideas?
How is that a lose / lose? I can not see their boobs, just as easily as I can not see yours. Besides, I don't even want to see theirs. Oh, hey, on an unrelated note, can you give me their email addresses? kthxbai
Bizarre, someone I know posted a similar question on Facebook last night. "Why did everybody stop saying the word snowmobile?" Was there some national news story involving snowmobiles?
The snowmobile manufacturers call them snowmobiles, so they're snowmobiles. Any other name is wrong. I'm looking at you, Alaskans.
My sarcasm meter is broken this morning, so you may be busting my balls, but Todd Palin, Sarah Palin's husband, was reported a few days ago to have been in a "snow machine accident", causing her to cancel some Trump Stumping trips.
I don't think you should go sarcastic... I think this video needs some subtle-crazy. Say that you'll only do the show if all the other people in the house, even the men, agree to pee sitting down the entire time you live in the house. Find the largest stuffed animal you can, have it in the background of your video. Pink polo shirt, popped collar Pretend to eat a booger. Or really eat a booger, if that's your thing. Fake a case of Tourettes Draw exact copies of Mr. Cool Ice tattoos on your body. Start the video normally, while talking, casually put on a pink apron and squeeze your own lemonade while making the video.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/aint-no-beer-like-free-swamp-beer#.gt26L3RxW The water temperature around here this time of year can't be more then 4 degrees C(40 F).