Speaking of snow and Alaska, how about the drunk dip shit that drove into two sled teams, killing one dog and injuring a couple more? He said he drove home and when he woke the next day he saw the incident on the news, went out to check his "snow machine", saw the damage and turned himself in. The cops concluded the guy was going over 100 mph when he hit them. I didn't even know those things could go that fast. Terrible. There are reasons booze is banned is some Alaskan towns.
Ahaha, no I wasn't being sarcastic. I'd seen headlines that he was in an accident, but didn't read the articles and so didn't know it involved a snowmobile. Now I realize that the two comments aren't so bizarre.
The dude from facebook said that there was also news about a snowmobile running into some dog sleds and killing a dog, so apparently it is a bad week for snowmobiles/machines/vehicles
So here's what what taken from Chumlee's house during his arrest: A black shirt, digital scales, multiple clear plastic baggies, a clear plastic baggie with white residue, a rolled up $1 bill, a brown bedspread, a .45 caliber handgun and magazine, a smoking pipe, rolling papers, ODV and marijuana in various size bags, multiple Xanax "Zanie" bars, and 12 handguns and rifles. From that list, he sounds like a low rent drug dealer. http://www.ktnv.com/news/arrest-report-released-for-pawn-star-chumlee EDIT: From another article: "A clear plastic baggie and a dollar bill with white residue were found in a room that Russell considers his "Chum Chum" room, which featured a dance pole." His Chum-Chum room. That just sounds so fucking wrong.
Look at him on TV. You really think he is acting? Dude is really dumber than shit. He gets on TV, ostensibly getting some bucks for his trouble, gets paid to endorse and host night clubs, funnels that money into a half assed meth business IN HIS OWN HOME. His tombstone will read, "Well, it was good enough for Stitches." Disturbing thought: this guy gets laid. A lot.
One of my buddies got a new baby girl this morning. She's named Aryn Nevaeh __________. That girl is going to have a lifetime of having her name misspelled.
But she is a special and unique snowflake now..........right? Edit: Stitches was found beat to shit with a bullet in his head was he not?
She has a good name, and she'll certainly spend the rest of her life correcting the pronunciation and spelling of it. It'll be fun when people call her Aryan instead of Erin which I imagine is the intention. Good times
He's had his ass kicked numerous times, once by his own crew, but no one has finished the job yet. Not like it matters, he already has three kids.
I certainly like unusual names, but you have to be careful. I've read numerous studies that name alone can affect you in ways you never imagined. In this case, I concur with xray. Aryn will be headed for the pole.
So I took a muscle relaxer earlier because my neck hurts. I then drank a rum and Coke (and not even a strong one, and admittedly I forgot I took the muscle relaxer) and I am more fucked up than I can ever, ever recall being. I literally couldn't walk a straight line a moment ago. Thank god for autocorrect.
Not sure why, but suddenly on a Genesis kick. Eleventh Earl of Mar. But what really got me going was 'Supper's Ready' - the live version off of 'Seconds Out.' Man, to be young again.
At least you didn't go on a Madonna kick like I did a couple of weeks ago. Edit: Shit. Now I have Like a Prayer playing in my head.