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3/20/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 20, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Mastro repped me asking where this former member went. It's a running joke. A former MALE member that was a wacked out fucking acid trippin FREAKER PM'ed me and a few other female members a video of him beating off. He was quickly banned for life. He was hairy, there was peanut butter involved, it was nasty. But, if you want his IP to reach out I'm sure we can oblige!
     
    #21 shegirl, Mar 20, 2015
  2. Juice

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    His name was Skyello and he was a work of art.
     
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    For those that never dealt with Skyello, this is not a condescending statement about him. This is an actual factual description of the man. My last client for the day comes in at 5. He also happens to be my running partner of the last 20 years. Let the beers begin
     
    #23 Puffman, Mar 20, 2015
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    Um wow.

    So, in other news, Florence has some fucking pipes. Hit it at about 3:08 for a few seconds. Damn.



    Been looking for work steadily for a few weeks now. Two interviews today, a background check and a drug test...not a peep. Goddammit. I spent a few of my last dollars getting to Baltimore for a face-to-face 3rd interview, anticipating an offer. Nope.

    Depression fucking sucks.
     
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  5. D26

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    Well, I am on spring break now, so I fully intend to spend at least one night having a drink. I have a 4 week old baby to care for on occasion so I can't get rip roaring drunk like I want, so a drink will have to do. I'll never understand parents who like the newborn to 2 age. My 2 (almost 3) year old sleeps through the night and can play by herself for hours. Newborns require near constant attention and wake up every 3 hours to eat. Sure, babies are cute (although my infant son has a serious case of "Ruxin face" more often than not, a reference for fans of The League), but I'd take watching a 2 year old dang day.
     
    #25 D26, Mar 20, 2015
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    Solar Eclipse over Greenland today. Booya.
     

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  7. TX.

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    Last minute trip to Nashville. Tips?
     
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    #28 CanisDirus, Mar 20, 2015
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    If you're flying, limit your carry on's because everyone going into and leaving Nashville has a fucking guitar as carry on luggage.
     
    #29 toytoy88, Mar 20, 2015
  10. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Interesting choice of words.
     
    #30 Kubla Kahn, Mar 20, 2015
  11. GTE

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    Future Wife's daughter's BF (17 y/o) was dumped by her BF who cited one of the reasons is because she's a whore. It's natural that I want to punch him in the face until I can't feel feelings, right?
     
    #31 GTE, Mar 20, 2015
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    When I was a 6th grader living in Clarksville, I liked Nashville's Spaghetti Factory. This was literally 30 years ago, so I have no idea if that place even exists today.

    This week has been annoying on multiple levels and am glad it is done.

    St Patricks Day was fun because I kept doing stuff that was technically Scottish? My version of potatoes was McDonald's fries. I had scotch instead of Irish whiskey. I watched the 12th Doctor. I did have corned beef and cabbage, but it was in the form of reuben egg rolls, which are wonderful and I want some right now. Shit.
     
    #32 Currer Bell, Mar 21, 2015
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    Seriously, though. Why doesn't Ed Cooley wear a hat?
     
    #33 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 21, 2015
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    Yep.

    I threatened to pull my 16 y/o cousin's BF's face out through his asshole in front of a cop and his parents. Then I yelled at his father and called him a fucking pussy because he whined he couldn't control his son since he turned 18.


    My aunt thought it was the funniest thing ever.
     
    #34 toytoy88, Mar 21, 2015
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    Yes, don't. Tennessee sucks and we should give it back to the Indians.

    Have fun!
     
    #35 The Village Idiot, Mar 21, 2015
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    She touched his dick and now she is a whore. Do you per chance live in a religious area? Kid is finding a reason to get out of it and his religous guilt provides a way out.
     
    #36 kuhjäger, Mar 21, 2015
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    I have a St. Patrick's Party to go to later tonight. Last time I went, I realized I broke protocol by not wearing green. In an act of defiance, I may NOT wear green again. The fact that I don't seem to own any green has nothing to do with it. I'm guessing I don't like green.

    Also, green.

    It's weird how often I said that right?

    Edit: I'm also back on the Rob Thomas train listening to a concert of his online. Why must I choose between him and Chris Pratt? Why???!!
     
    #37 happyfunball, Mar 21, 2015
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    Bravo is filming a reality show here or something. They filmed my yoga class this morning because these two Barbies were in it. It was so ridiculous. They filmed Barbie and Muffy walking into the studio multiple times and being super fake with each other. I'm sure there were multiple zoom ins on their bolt-ons stuffed into too-small sports bras. So my pasty no makeup face may be in the corner of a frame someday. I'm just glad I didn't yoga fart or run out in a rage of diarrhea.
     
    #38 TX., Mar 21, 2015
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    "reality"
     
    #39 Nettdata, Mar 21, 2015
  20. The Village Idiot

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    My wife doesn't know how the conversation got started, but the following line came out:

    "Nuns should be able to be surrogates, not like they're doing anything else with their vaginas."
     
    #40 The Village Idiot, Mar 21, 2015
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