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3/20/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 20, 2015.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    But...how else will you get on TV? You may have just missed your big break.
     
    #41 happyfunball, Mar 21, 2015
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    I'm sitting here naked, having a Modelo. About to do shower beer.

    Tonight is crazy. Might jack off, might not. Might go have a whiskey. Life is funny that way.
     
    #42 CharlesJohnson, Mar 21, 2015
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    I love Nashville, but I sent TX some ideas and really, they're all just restaurants. Because I can't even think of anything I would want to do around town. It's all touristy shit. Fun if you love country music I guess.
    Robert's Western World is a cool club on Broadway for some honky-tonk music bygood players. But it's shoulder to shoulder hipsters and drunk Cougars
     
    #43 NatCH, Mar 21, 2015
  4. TX.

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    I've been before, but I didn't do any of the touristy stuff. My friend lived neat Vandy so I drove past it, but that doesn't count as anything.

    Edit: I haven't spoken to this gal much in the last 6 years so I don't have tips from her yet.
     
    #44 TX., Mar 21, 2015
  5. toytoy88

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    I know what you mean, I just peed on a cat.
     
    #45 toytoy88, Mar 21, 2015
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    Soo....any reason she hasn't volunteered to be a surrogate yet?

    BOOM ROASTED
     
    #46 bewildered, Mar 21, 2015
  7. happyfunball

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    How does a 45 year old man not know what a taint is?

    He's now asking people if they learned this in health class.
     
    #47 happyfunball, Mar 22, 2015
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    Yeah. It's a possum right?

    "That taint a rat, it's a possum."
     
    #48 toytoy88, Mar 22, 2015
  9. Gravy

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    Taints don't play dead. They just smell that way.
     
    #49 Gravy, Mar 22, 2015
  10. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Maybe he's a monk, you're so insensitive!
     
    #50 The Village Idiot, Mar 22, 2015
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    Rave: played in a one day hockey tournament yesterday and made the finals against a team made up of half the guys on my regular men's league team. I played with 4 guys from my team and a mash up of random guys because we were filling a spot for a buddy after two teams backed out last minute.

    Rave: scored 5 goals in 4 games plus 6 assists. I had been on a real slump to end our season so this felt great

    Both?: lost said finals 7-3. Scored 2 goals and got an assist. Best game I have played since November.

    Rave: new board looks great Binary. Thanks a lot.
     
    #51 JDTheHero, Mar 22, 2015
  12. happyfunball

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    His wife didn't know either. They also didn't know what bukkake was. Sorry, pixelated bukkake.
     
    #52 happyfunball, Mar 22, 2015
  13. Gravy

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    The worst thing about Cards Against Humanity is having to explain the phrases because it makes you look like a freak.

    It's not just old people though. I was playing with a newly married guy who was about 22 and he didn't know what the clit is. That wasn't the best sign for his marriage.
     
    #53 Gravy, Mar 22, 2015
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I always preferred the term grundle, personally.
     
    #54 Trakiel, Mar 22, 2015
  15. happyfunball

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    Holy shit! Are you....calling me old? Motherfucker. I ain't even 45 yet.
     
    #55 happyfunball, Mar 22, 2015
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    44 is close enough.
     
    #56 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 22, 2015
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    I feel as though being married at 22 and not knowing about the clitoris are somehow related.
     
    #57 ghettoastronaut, Mar 22, 2015
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I knew about the clitoris when I was 10. Let's just say I found some very interesting books on my parents' bookshelf.
     
    #58 Trakiel, Mar 22, 2015
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    Has there recently been limits placed on photo sizes we can post? Cause I got a picture of a turtle with two heads on my phone that I can't post.

    And that's not a euphemism, it's an actual living turtle with two heads.
     
    #59 Fiveslide, Mar 22, 2015
  20. mazian

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    Don't they teach that at SexEd?
    I can't quite imagine how you can be an adult and not at least know such a thing exists.


    In related news, I can't wait to move back to where my girlfriend's living after being away for 3 months.

    One more oral exam and I'll be done with this shit forever. Studying sucks.
    Good thing there's half a bottle of red wine in the fridge.
     
    #60 mazian, Mar 22, 2015
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