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3/21/14 NATIONAL PUPPY DAY WDT (still NSFW, weird)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I mean when you define douche it's hard not to picture Guy Feirieiii.

    Joe Francis is your stereo typical FUCKING ASSHOLE which is not really the same realm as even your top tier douches. I'd probably put Nancy Grace in the fucking asshole department. I wouldn't be surprised if they duke it out in Crown's championship match. Fred Phelps ghost might go down as the all time FUCKING ASSHOLE if there were a bracket challenge for them.
     
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  2. toddamus

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    This week I plan on going hiking in the mountains, going on a front range brewery tour and checking out pot shops this weekend with friends from out of state. Also the weather is going to be in the mid 60s and sunny. Colorado has its fair share of issues, but the lifestyle it enables out here is pretty sweet.

    On Friday, I'll be hiking this trail.

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    It's not wrong if it is what you want to do. I can say that it is not what I would do because I don't give a shit what someone else does or earns, if I am happy with what I have been given for the work I do. If I am not happy with that, then that is between me and the employer and still has nothing to do with this other stupid person.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Bad news kids. The tiger that tried to break up Sigfried & Roy has passed. One less homophobe in the world I guess.

    AHHHHHH!!! ZEE TIGA!!!!!
     
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    I cannot hate Richard Branson. He's just some goofy looking fuck that became a billionaire and now does things like naked model kite surfing.

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    I want to establish a pub crawl with him, Mark Cuban, Bill Murray, and Danny DeVito. One day, dammit.
     
    #185 CharlesJohnson, Mar 26, 2014
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    I had some tunes from Dark Side of the Moon in my head while showering this morning and Breathe was on the radio when I started my car. I also saw a couple of squirrels playing in my neighbors bushes while I was walking to the garage and it turned out they were fucking.

    If those are omens, today will be awesome or really weird.
     
    #186 katokoch, Mar 26, 2014
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I admire rich people who truly have fun with their cash, like most of us would if we too lived in a dream world. Ditto for billionaires who know that they don't NEED ten billion dollars in the bank. Warren Buffet said it best:

     
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  8. CharlesJohnson

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    What would Mark Cuban do?

     
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  9. toddamus

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    I remember when I was a kid I thought it'd be awesome to have one of these. In hindsight, diving into a pool full of gold coins would be unbelievably painful.

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    #189 toddamus, Mar 26, 2014
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    Someone just told me I looked like John Boy from The Waltons. I'm not sure how I should feel about that.
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It would be like diving into a solid piece of steel. You'd be dead instantly.
     
    #191 Crown Royal, Mar 26, 2014
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    One of the rare instances where Family Guy was somewhat accurate in their representation.

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    #192 jdoogie, Mar 26, 2014
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    Going in to work on your day off. Like a boss.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    You need to post pictures side-by-side so we can compare.
     
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    Who is this Riff Raff character, and how has he gotten this far in life without being shot?

     
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    Gee thanks. That's two minutes I'll never get back.
     
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  17. FreeCorps

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    Probably because he's one of the finest trolls of our generation? I tip my hat to him.
     
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  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    Awww yee-uh, G

    You mean that's not James Franco in Spring Breakers?

    Also, see, I told y'all she wasn't dead:

     

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  19. Danger Boy

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    Is he the king of Florida or something? That's my educated guess.
     
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  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I didn't vote for you

    Could be. I mean, he's got the watery tart, but I can't see a scimitar.
     
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