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3/21/14 NATIONAL PUPPY DAY WDT (still NSFW, weird)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. JWags

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    Exactly, and that's part of the reason Franco based his Spring Breakers character off him. I remember thinking he was ridiculous, then looked into him more and found out he's pretty funny. He uses Versace as a cover-all adjective and its hilarious. He tweeted "Woke up by a VERSACE earthquake" the morning of the LA earthquake and his replies were amazing. People getting bent out of shape and others thinking it was a real item. He's great.
     
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  2. shegirl

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    I saw him on an episode of Ridiculousness. He is very funny. And he really did go out with Katy Perry. I saw a pic online this morning. Hmmm…maybe he’s her weed dealer!
     
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    He pulls off that role to perfection. He's like an unplugged stand-up comic who never turns it off, like a hip-hop Steel Panther shtick. If he was completely serious you would want to drop a brick on his head but instead you root for him.
     
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  4. shegirl

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    Does his shirt say "pedo" all over it? I think it might.
     
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    Pedo or dope.

    Both accurate
     
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    It took me far too long to realize that "dope" was probably the original intention.

    The designer of that shirt must have laughed his ass off when a store actually bought it. Greatest. Douche subliminal. Ever.
     
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    Maybe I should feel bad about myself since I thought the other first. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME??!!!
     
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    That depravity comes first. As it should.
     
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    Douchelympics brackets 2/4:

    Dov Charney vs. Terry Richardson
    Two filthy sleazebags who will make you run for the shower with a handful of steel wool just from looking at a photo of them. Charney is the multi-multi sexual harassment suit procurer and founder of American Apparel, a repulsive filthy-looking megalomaniac and full time dipshit lunatic. On the other hand we have photographer Richardson, very sought-after for some reason. This guy... FUCK I want him to die by fire. If he isn't a serial pederast rapist I don't know who is. He no doubt blackmails or solicits his lesser-known models for his gross porn shoots and looks like mange is etched into his skin. Two cretins...only one winner. And they look almost exactly alike, to boot.

    Justin Bieber vs. Spencer Pratt
    I once regarded Biebs as a harmless teeny-bopper pop singer. Now I want to see him under the falling crate from Lethal Weapon 2. Picking fights and teasing while hiding behind his bodyguards, drunk street racing, those FUCKING sunglasses.... he a seven-layer douche. However... you have King Turd of Shit Island Spencer Pratt. His fucking chimpanzee "Who, Me?" grin, his sub-retarded train of thought, his constant coattail riding of his uber-douche buddy Brody Jenner, not to mention this fucktard blew his entire net worth before November 2012 because he was convinced the Mayan apocalypse was happening!! Are you guys fucking reading this?

    Quinn Woodward Pu vs. Erin Wotherspoon
    Two absolute darlings of the internet who have probably received more death threats that the guy who made the Prophet Muhammad cartoon. Pu went on a blog tirade over being dumped in an email by some guy after just two dates, and made it a very public mission to ruin his life, exposing his personal information on her site and stalking him at work. Then her flood gates opened, a relentlessly bitchy psychopath who relentlessly brags about her two "published novels" which were it turns out self-published on an internet site and both books are her own stupid memoirs. There are many, MANY hilariously fucked-up facts about that crazy bitch. Wotherspoon is the "serial dater" from Toronto who uses suckers to pay for high-priced restaurants and is so full of herself she has no clue she is a completely contrived carbon-copy of any attractive idiot who soullessly uses people for financial advantage. She dresses like an nutbag homeless woman and writes fifth-rate "humour" on her Tumblr in which she hopes to become a comedy writer some day. Her delusion will catch up to her, make no mistake. Naturally, she might get her own reality show.

    Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Cameron Diaz
    Probably the two most despised female actresses there is. Not for their art, but for their entirely stuck-up "I'm royalty" attitudes. Paltrow's head ballooned to Superdome size after marrying the filthy hobo who sings for Coldplay, a stage marriage that crashed and burned yesterday. Then we have Cameron Diaz, who has many adoring fans that she has a bristling contempt for. But don't take it from me:
     
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    Oh probably nothing... Why don't you just have a seat right over there and we can talk about it?

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    Crown, no offense, but sincerely, you're approaching Nitwit territory with this whole thing. Just let it go.
     
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    A-fucking-men.
     
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    This is why having a 24/7 unmoderated drunk thread is not always a good idea.
     
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    Meh, at least he's trying something. I don't hate the idea, I just don't know who half the people he listed even are.

    But whatever, it doesn't matter because I think it's safe to say that everyone is pretty focused on the fact that this is my 999th post. I'm sure everyone's PM inboxes are a-buzz with questions like "When will he do #1000??" and "What will it be??" and "Wait, who? That's the cat sandwich avatar guy, right? He's ok I guess."
     
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    I'd rather have Crown type posts than someone who sits and complains that people here are stupid and mean.

    So 17 years ago today, one man had to pay a debt, and instead of paying it honorably, he turtled.

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    I have nothing against it, but like JoeCanada I don't know half the people on it.

    And I think comparing Crown to Nitwit is a little premature. For instance, Crown can type in complete sentences. And doesn't harass/creep out the lovely ladies of the board.
     
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    I just meant the douche olympics thing. In general, I like his posts, I just think those were going down a road like Nitwit with his music videos, something he thought was a great idea that kinda missed the mark and he kept it going.
     
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    Yeah Im not opposed to the idea of the brackets of douche. Kind of drawn out here on a WDT though. Maybe finish the brackets and submit it for a new thread and we can do it all at once. Pictures with the post might help. I don't think he'll be running this on like nitwit did, that shit was as annoying on day one as 35 weeks in.
     
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    I've actually been enjoying the douchelympics. I don't know half the people either, but I do have a very healthy hatred for the people I do recognize. Besides, a lot of the thread topics lately have been pretty lame. It's good to see someone at least take a stab.
     
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    Fuck it, I'll do it, if anything it'll break the monotony. Do we vote for the ones who we find the douchiest, or the ones we think would actually win in a fight? Or am I just putting too much thought into this?
     
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