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3/21/14 NATIONAL PUPPY DAY WDT (still NSFW, weird)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    Re: Double sided

    Why can't we all just stick together an support each other?
     
    #141 Bundy Bear, Mar 24, 2014
  2. scotchcrotch

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    In related news, if you can't handle more than a couple inches of scotch tape at a time, you might have Parkinson's.
     
    #142 scotchcrotch, Mar 24, 2014
  3. Danger Boy

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    Saw this on my Facebook feed today (spoilered for size):

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    What the fuck is up with pimple-faced dipshits asking celebrities on dates lately? It isn't cute or creative. This guy's squad leader (or whatever the fuck they call a squad in the Air Force) should put a boot up his ass just for using the word YOLO.

    Also, Taylor Swift doesn't have to do shit.
     
    #143 Danger Boy, Mar 24, 2014
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    Re: Double sided

    At this point we're all bound in this as a group.
     
    #144 jdoogie, Mar 24, 2014
  5. scotchcrotch

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    I don't think this is going to happen.

    If he was dying of a disease or at least paralyzed from combat....maybe. But this kid is ugly as sin and looks mentally handicapped.



    Hell, if he had downs that'd be something. But he appears only slightly slow, not slow enough for public appeal.
     
    #145 scotchcrotch, Mar 24, 2014
  6. CharlesJohnson

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    Here's a list of women I hate:

    Madonna



    If I could nominate one person to be thrown into an active volcano, it would be her.

    My. Isn't she lovely. What a brave, creative force that one is. Look, bitch, you're 70. Put some clothes on and stop showing your crotch. You are no Helen Mirren.

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    #146 CharlesJohnson, Mar 24, 2014
  7. Juice

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    Why do some people blink really hard? Or at least hard every 4 or 5 normal blinks? These people are walking around and I don't understand. It's really irritating and I wish we could send them away to a concentration camp or something, because it distracts the shit out of me. I don't know if it's a tic or if they do it on purpose to make an "I'm taking a long time to think like an old computer" kind of dealio, but I find myself counting Mississippis in between hard blinks instead of listening to them.
     
    #147 Juice, Mar 24, 2014
  8. happyfunball

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    The pit hair looks fake.

    You're staring at it now, aren't you?
     
    #148 happyfunball, Mar 24, 2014
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    When you say "blink really hard" do you mean like Jeannie when she's about to do magic, or do you mean blink a bunch of times really fast? This is very important.

    Actually, it is not important at all, I don't think I even know anyone who doesn't blink normally, are you sure you just aren't really hung over or on an acid trip?

    ETA: in case any of you younguns don't know the Jeannie thing:

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    #149 Currer Bell, Mar 25, 2014
  10. Juice

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    Maybe not as hard as Jeannie, but it's in that ballpark.

    Also:
     

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  11. Crown Royal

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    Ok, so I am going to do a Douchelympics March Madness bracket, and I have a few names lined up but I need suggestions for contestants. Nobody political or religious, 32 men battling each other on one side and 32 women on the other. I'm not looking for murderers or tyrants, but people in the media (celebrities, sports, news, social media or otherwise) who qualify for quality, all-around douchebaggery. Feel free to give suggestions out loud or PM ME and I'll post the first 8 match-ups for both men and women tonight. I'm thinking of people who have jumped out on here or the old board especially.
     
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  12. CharlesJohnson

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    No politics, no religion. Might as well cut my balls off you fucking fascist. I could fill 30 slots easy.

    Here's one. Thom Peterson who wrote this Malaysian flight headline from CNN: 'Groundbreaking' math showed 'all lives are lost.'

    Groundbreaking MATH, people. Maaaaaaaath. What a twat.
     
    #152 CharlesJohnson, Mar 25, 2014
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    Quick question for you all... I just got a recognition award at work - not a huge amount of money, but a cheque nonetheless. They gave out 8 of these awards. One of the other recipients is a girl who absolutely sucks at her job (I may have, in past, referred to her as "Fat Cunt" and/or "Pants") because one of the bosses here inexplicably thinks the sun shines from Pants' giant polyester-wearing ass.

    My question: Is it wrong to give back the cheque on the principle that Pants' receipt of this award cheapens its value to me?
     
    #153 Angel_1756, Mar 25, 2014
  14. shegirl

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    I would say yes, although it may be liberating and right in your eyes. If it makes you feel better then shred the check. Making a statement like that in the workplace can be off putting to the ones that play their little games and in the end only reflect badly on your attitude. Besides, outside of making you feel "right" about it, your gesture will not change one thing in the way they operate at work.

    You know the saying the guy that throws the second punch is always the one that gets in trouble? It's true.
     
    #154 shegirl, Mar 25, 2014
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    This. Giving it back would be petty in the eyes of the powers that be, and would make you look more troublesome than Fat Cunt.
     
    #155 shimmered, Mar 25, 2014
  16. JPrue

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    Unless she's hated by all for shitting on the floor in the lobby or kidnapping a coworker's child, that's not a reasonable option.

    Makes you look childish and bitchy and ungrateful.

    Do the reasonable thing and burn it tonight while maniacally laughing alone.
     
    #156 JPrue, Mar 25, 2014
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    And they won't give you any nice shit ever again. Use it to buy a dildo for fat cunt and secretly leave it for her with a note that says "Secret admirer".
     
    #157 xrayvision, Mar 25, 2014
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    I agree with this but be sure to piss on the ashes too, for thoroughness.
     
    #158 katokoch, Mar 25, 2014
  19. Kubla Kahn

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    I say steal hers.
     
    #159 Kubla Kahn, Mar 25, 2014
  20. FreeCorps

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    You guys are terrible at this.

    Cash the check (CHECK you canuck), and only use the proceeds to buy toilet paper. That way you are in essence wiping your ass with their "award".

    You're welcome.
     
    #160 FreeCorps, Mar 25, 2014
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