You are right though, there's not much to worry about here nature-wise. Skunks, Raccoons and Coywolfs are the only things to watch out for possums are strictly nocturnal and rural here. We dont have huge-ass/poisonous snakes, Cicadas from Dante's Inferno, wild pigs, NASCAR fans or nests the size of six Chinese lanterns.
Enough with the weird animals, I am turning this thread around. Oops. Better! *Crown, you're forgetting something... Spoiler These nasty fuckers. Try and forget about that the next time you're swimming in a lake, or pond, or stream... I guess most bodies of fresh water.
Snapping turtles. Yeesh. The hate everything. I've rarely seen them, only in creeks. Nowhere near that huge, usually duffle bag-size max. Still nasty, though.
I kept waiting for it to turn around and take off a finger. Also, did you see his huge turtle dick? Good lord.
My grandpa used to love demonstrating their power with long thumb-width sticks, dangling them a foot from their heads 'til it was instantly snapped in half. How they curl those necks up in the shell and then strike so fast amazes me. "Gotta be real careful with these bastards!" Life lessons with grandpa... good times. Bewildered that does sound good, I'll do the catching and you take it from there.
I have the most awesome temporary bosses ever. I'm covering for a chick on vacation for the week, and her bosses know I'm moving tomorrow, so in spite of just getting in to the office an hour ago, they're sending me home to go pack and take care of shit, with pay, because i've gone 'above and beyond'. Doing good work for good people pays off again. On the flip side, fuck moving. Fuck it right in the anus.
Alotta Fagina Because, you just checked it? Go on . . . Wasn't Dixie up for parole a couple weeks ago? Obviously, he didn't make it since he didn't ask you to show it.
Re: Alotta Fagina He didn't want to see vaginas, he wanted to see labia(s). Totally different pussy parts, although admittedly close to each other. Come to think of it, he never expressed that he DIDN'T want to see vaginas, that I remember, so I might be talking out of my ass.
Re: Alotta Fagina After a year in the clink I don't think he should be picky about what parts of female genitalia he gets to see.