Did anyone watch Jeopardy last night? The girl who ended up winning for the second day in a row was CRAZY hot. I mean that in the most literal interpretation. You could tell everything about her was batshit awkward insanity and I loved every last second of it.
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She was an excellent player, but I don't find her that attractive. If you want to see a hot contestant then watch this coming Tuesday's show.
I don't find her that attractive either, looks wise. The crazy though....OH LAWDY, sign up poppa bear for some of that sweet sweet insanity.
I was more impressed by Chet, or whatever his name was, and his complete ignorance of all the college football questions. I mean he didn't even touch his buzzer. What a scrub.
Thank good we moved on from that last page that deformed dude was really bugging me out. BTW was that pimptress with him? The face looks familiar. So I finally set up a paypal and ebay account. I am legit scared for my bank account. I mean I randomly buy shit off amazon all the time. Add to that battling bids? Ill have a shopping addiction in no time.
I made my FutureWifes dad's girlfriend cry tonight. Why? Because she was saying how much she wanted to go to a Diana Ross concert and I drank too much wine and convinced her that Diana Ross died a few years ago. After a quick check of Wikipedia, Diana Ross isn't dead apparently. I was too proud to admit my mistake and just sat their blinking while she wept.
Just by looking at him I know what he's saying. "OI, ya roight plonker. She be fiddlin' her girly bits easy at the pub, gettin' 'erself a new tosser , 'n I sittin' here wit muh John Thomas out, boffin' like a straight cant 'til I go for a quick kip and a how ya do when I start honkin' from the tradesman's entrance." Fucking chavs.
Jobbers in the Lawry ya MACKER!!!! You Tly and jabber oof like that on me, ya nah good fa nuthin dirty bastad ya!!! Ya wanna fight givya fight, ya BASTAD. Fookin KILL ya mate. In other news, classic children's literature:
Earlier we were watching Order of the Phoenix and Mrs. Weasley said, " Just because you can use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything." </beavis>
Dieformetal's toddler: You know what your problem is, Daddy?(completely out of nowhere) ::A look of incredulity from me turns into a half-grin with folded arms:: Dieformetal: I'm listening. Dieformetal's toddler: You don't drink your ovaltine! ::toddler storms off like "I sure showed him!":: And that's how my evening began...