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3/3/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 3, 2017.

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  1. shimmered

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    I'm pretty sure that's already a thing.
     
    #181 shimmered, Mar 6, 2017
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    Im not talking vodka spiked with flavoring chemicals, Im talking distilling actual Reese's brand peanut butter cups into a spiritous beverage.
     
    #182 Kubla Kahn, Mar 7, 2017
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    That's more or less what most of the flavoring chemicals are.
     
    #183 Clutch, Mar 7, 2017
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    An old lady was just wheeled into the salon, I held the door for her husband (who was pushing her chair).
    As the old bitch was being rolled past she looks at me and says "interesting hair".
     
    #184 shimmered, Mar 7, 2017
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    Was her husband pitching a tent?
     
    #185 toddamus, Mar 7, 2017
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    Ewwww.
    She's just a salty old bitch and she smells like poo.
     
    #186 shimmered, Mar 7, 2017
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    She just announced she might have an attack of diarrhea in the salon.

    "Ohhhh I can't predict it or control it. That's why It's called diarrhea..."
     
    #187 shimmered, Mar 7, 2017
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    So do you guys clean that up or do you charge extra for that
     
    #188 toddamus, Mar 7, 2017
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    Maybe you understand why she smells that way
     
    #189 toddamus, Mar 7, 2017
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    Not my client, not my fucking problem. She shits herself I'll wheel her out into the parking lot.


    Goodfucking luck frogger.
     
    #190 shimmered, Mar 7, 2017
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    What fucking hellhole is your shop in?
     
    #191 Nettdata, Mar 7, 2017
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    The day I start shitting myself in public is the day I call it quits. Push my wheelchair into traffic.
     
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    How sad to die on your 21st birthday.
     
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    Didn't angel shit the bed not too long ago? Is she still around? Maybe she's still busy cleaning those sheets

    I can't imagine being in a country where people wipe their ass with their left hand, which sadly is most of the world.
     
    #194 toddamus, Mar 7, 2017
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    #195 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 7, 2017
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    I realize now shitting the the bed also means dying, but I'm assuming she's not dead? Hard to know until she posts again.
     
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    #197 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 7, 2017
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    I'm going to vomit.



    Apparently she does sometimes wear diapers to get her hair done, and just poos while her color is processing.
     
    #198 shimmered, Mar 7, 2017
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    Squishy
     
    #199 Aetius, Mar 7, 2017
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    Heh. Her hair isn't the only thing that goes from white to brown.
     
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