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3/3/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 3, 2017.

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  1. bebop007

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    Will you be making yourself some Larks' Tongues in Aspic?
     
    #21 bebop007, Mar 3, 2017
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    One of our duck has started nesting so we're gonna see where this goes. Apparently they have between 7-15 chicks, so there's gonna be some nice spring BBQ going on.
     
    #22 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 3, 2017
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    I'd rather sing three lullabies in an ancient tongue as I wait outside the pilgrim's door.
     
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    Yea, duck may be my favorite bird to eat without a doubt. I'd be naming all the ducks something like peking, grilled, sous vide, etc
     
    #24 toddamus, Mar 3, 2017
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    That album cover freaked me out when I was a kid. But damn, 21st Century Schizoid Man is a tight song.
     
    #25 NatCH, Mar 3, 2017
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    Chicken is my favorite bird to eat. I especially like the fingers.
     
    #26 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 3, 2017
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    Really would've figured you for more of a breast man...
     
    #27 jdoogie, Mar 3, 2017
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    Trying to think back
    With chicken, fingers and breast are really one in the same.
     
    #28 Kubla Kahn, Mar 3, 2017
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    We went to see Logan today.
    OH MY GOD I am so happy. FINALLY we get the Wolverine movie we have wanted for years.
     
    #29 shimmered, Mar 3, 2017
  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Hayyyyyyy everyone!

    Guess who is drunk and thought "remember the idiot board? you should google it."

    Looks like I need to do something to my pubes to post around these parts now?
     
    #30 dubyu tee eff, Mar 3, 2017
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    What the fuuuuuu......

    Did you ever get outta that bird cage?
     
    #31 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 3, 2017
  12. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I did manage to escape, but then I got married so, tomayto tomahto, ya know.

    edit: Not to Christina Hendricks.

    edit2: Whose breasts remain fantastic. Maybe that's what I'll google next.
     
    #32 dubyu tee eff, Mar 3, 2017
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    Christina Hendricks tits must be down between her legs by now.

    You need to send SheGirl a PM of your pubes with TiB carved into them to become initiated
     
    #33 toddamus, Mar 3, 2017
  14. Revengeofthenerds

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    So you finally got your green card huh?
     
    #34 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 3, 2017
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    The number one rule of journalism in this God forsaken city is: Don't frighten the tourists.

    I imagine they found themselves in a quandary when several homeless people were beaten to death right in the resort corridor and a couple of blocks from where I work. Our security stepped up patrols and offered to escort people to their cars because some unhinged fucker was out there. Other then that, not much was said.

    Until today. Metro had placed a dummy under an underpass that looked like a homeless person sleeping and at around 3AM some shitbag walked up, pulled out a 4lb sledge and beat it in the head until he was apprehended.

    I can just imagine his poor lawyer: "Your honor my client was carrying a sledge hammer at 3AM and beat an apparent sleeping homeless person numerous times in the head because...um...because....um....ah, fuck it. I've got nothing."
     
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    Once saw a news story where the lawyer's only defense was asking why the victim's car window was open, without which his client never would have been able to send his fists through the car door and into the "alleged" victim's face.
     
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    Guys, it's been a motherfucking day.

    I'm just now sitting down with a glass of wine because I refuse to just pass out even though I should probably go to bed.

    I think I'm going to turn on The Walking Dead. since I haven't watched this weeks episode yet, and knit a baby hat that I have no chance of finishing before the baby shower tomorrow afternoon. Stupid life getting in the way of my knitting.

    What are you idiots up to tonight?
     
    #37 abneretta, Mar 4, 2017
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    Am I the only one else excited that Aziz is back on the board?
     
    #38 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 4, 2017
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    Angrily masturbating. Because sometimes simply masturbating just isn't enough.
     
    #39 toytoy88, Mar 4, 2017
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    Please angrily masturbate safely, no one wants a masturbatory injury.
     
    #40 abneretta, Mar 4, 2017
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