Abs at 22 would've taken out her nipple piercing, replaced it with a knitting needle, and posted that in a pic to the boobie thread out of spite. I'm typing this on a different phone than my regular one and it suggested nipper and boogie in that sentence. Clearly, it does not know me yet.
Okay, wait a second... If I trim Jungle Julia's bush into the TiB logo, do I get to be a mod? Currently she's been sticking with the WiFi symbol, but it may be time for a change. Now just to think up a likely enough story for why I want to do this... What could I say "TiB" stands for?
Why am I just now discovering the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast? Also, for those who were waiting on the edge of their seat, I most certainly did not finish knitting the baby hat before the shower today. I'll have to mail it to them in a couple days.
I was at a friends birthday party and I was the only guy in a room full of 15 women most of whom are my colleagues. Sounds great right? Actually no. I think I have a better chance hooking up with Audrey tonight then any of those women in that setting. A room full of women that know each other is a dangerous scary place for a man by himself
Easy joke but no, it is true I slept and had a relationship with a girl there, but they're all in the same program as me
Never get married, never have kids. A Pink Floyd Cover band is on PBS and I want to just sit back, have a beer and listen. But NO!, first the wife then the brats come out bitching about how loud I have the volume.