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3/3/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 3, 2017.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Well I sure am glad you kicked out the riff raff. We want to keep this quality programming for the upper crust, after all.

    Wait, isn't 15 well past the age of majority in like half of the southern states?
     
    #141 Angel_1756, Mar 5, 2017
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    I'm being forced to watch Episode I again. My God, I've forgotten how awful this pathetic excuse for a movie is....
     
    #142 dieformetal, Mar 5, 2017
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    Not everyone can abuse their bodies like he does. He is special in a weird way.
     
    #143 toddamus, Mar 5, 2017
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    Only when it's kept in the family.
     
    #144 Nettdata, Mar 5, 2017
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    Pretty sure I have some inlaws who can attest to that
     
    #145 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 5, 2017
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    I didn't know there was a step in the tiled kitchen at my friend's housewarming party and I totally ate shit. I can already tell my left knee is going to be fucked tomorrow.

    Ok, where's the wine?
     
    #146 bewildered, Mar 5, 2017
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    In-laws?

    I believe the more accurate term in your case would be eskimo brothers.
     
    #147 Gravy, Mar 5, 2017
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    Where the hell has the day gone? Got up late, ran a couple of small errands, came home, and now I'm too fucking bored/tired/lazy to do anything other than drink and catch up on last night's UFC while spaghetti sauce simmers on the stove.

    Today is just one of those days... at least I don't have to work tomorrow.
     
    #148 Nettdata, Mar 5, 2017
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    You're welcome:

     
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    #150 Aetius, Mar 5, 2017
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    Jacked up my rotator cuff doing yard work. Trying to explain to my wife what it would mean if it was anything more than a light sprain (can't lift my arm more than 45 degrees without substantial pain):

    "You have a VAGINA!"

    No sympathy from that woman.
     
    #151 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 5, 2017
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    Maybe you need some Beast cock.
     
    #152 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 5, 2017
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    We went to a relatives Christening today. It was great to catch up with family, but I can't help but feel like I missed an opportunity to have someone whacked, me being a godfather and all.

    I'm also very dissappointed that the Canadian board members have been keeping this great beer a secret:

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    #153 Misanthropic, Mar 5, 2017
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    I'd be mad, fucking brewery is shitting you out of a half ounce. Cheap fucks.
     
    #154 Flat_Rate, Mar 5, 2017
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    #155 Juice, Mar 5, 2017
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    Is your fucking cam on again?
     
    #156 Nettdata, Mar 5, 2017
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    Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    My shoulder/rotator cuff/arm is in so much pain, after my wife and I searched the entire house for my pain meds from when I blew out my knee (turns out she gave them to her grandmother and didn't tell me -- what the fuck???)... we've decided the next best thing is a glass of wine.

    My first sip of wine in almost 2 years. And toss in under a dozen beers for special occasions like when we found out she was pregnant.

    Sure, it's just a $10 bottle, but the taste is heavenly. Though the buzz even half a glass has given me.... uhm.... I'm not sure I like the feeling.
     
    #157 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 5, 2017
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    I'm starting to think that guy is a fraud.
     
    #158 Crown Royal, Mar 5, 2017
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    He said he started out eating glue for attention in elementary school, liked the attention he got from eating crazy things and never looked back. I imagine your stomach builds up quite a tolerance after a while. Like those dudes who can break concrete blocks with a finger. The finger is all mangled because it's been broken time and time and time again. Small breaks that re-grow stronger, until the thing basically turns into a battering ram.

    On a slightly related note, one time I broke my dick when my wife was riding me and it landed between her ass and her shitter. Her twitter. It turned black and blue and I literally got blue balls, which she thought was funny because fuck her. Hopefully one day it can also turn into a battering ram.
     
    #159 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 5, 2017
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    He's gotta be. How could he survive all the shit he does? "Watch me chug a liter of tequila." Okay, guy.
     
    #160 Juice, Mar 5, 2017
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