One time I chugged a fifth of jager then vomited all over my cousin (he told me to chug it so it was his fault) and tried to punch him in the head. Does that count?
The human kidney cannot handle a 40 oz bottle of Jack Daniel's in ten minutes. You saw that video of the Russian kid ACTUALLY drinking a 26 oz bottle of Vodka. He was annihilated like no one else in the world. I simply refuse to believe that the guy is for real. There's no "toughening up" organs by directly abusing them. Things like the liver, kidneys and heart take so much abuse, then they shut down as do you.
True story. I've also fallen off a ladder (multiple times) and survived, and even caught my whole body on fire. Brain tumor gave me "stupid powers." I have precisely zero ability to balance -- my neurologist field sobriety tested me because he has a sense of humor, and I failed the balance ones according to a cop who was in the waiting room... yeah it was a slow day for them. I go about my daily life and then look stupid from time to time when I try to do normal shit like walking and occasionally I fall into fires while walking. And they're powers because I keep bouncing back up. So, stupid powers.
And people probably thought I was an asshole when I challenged you to a duel. Of all the people on here to duel with, I'll take the guy who had a brain tumor and zero ability to balance
Wait... seriously??? Just to go on record here: yeah it was horrible beyond imagination -- I'll gladly go into detail if anyone wants. I had a priest give me my last fucking rites. But NO ONE, and I mean no one should ever take that seriously one bit. It's a fucking joke. Laugh with me or at me for it, but by all and any means please get some entertainment from it. I do. I'm alive, that's all that matters. This board is entertainment and, at least from what I've gathered, I'm the only one who has died (for about 2 minutes on the table) in the clinical sense. Life is short. Laugh. (And also show me your titties.)
I'm not laughing at your suffering, not sure where you got that from. My twin brother had a 7cm brain tumor, so really cool it. Stick to what I wrote and don't read anything else into it
Sorry I thought you meant people were giving you shit for it. In an unrelated note, we had trespassers fishing on our ranch today. I went to check it out. They had guns. I got out of my car with my AR (exterminating hogs earlier). Why the hell would two people fish, in full view of houses, with pistols on their hip? Got a good discription of them but their car was hidden so no license plate. Cops responded but didn't sound too optomistic, because duh. Though I got to talk to them about my CHL and how they'd want me to respond if I ever got pulled over. So that was cool. Really, really cool. Apparently in prison they actually practice removing a cop's pistol from the holster? They showed me the steps and I'll be damned if I could do that quick. But I guess if you got nothing else to do in there.
You also cant just chug a bottle of Everclear like that. Its so strong that it would severely damage the lining of your esophagus. Lets round that bottle of Everclear to 1 fluid liter. There are about 34 ounces in a liter and 1.5 ounces in a shot. Thats 22 and 2/3 shots instantly of 75% alcohol if he is drinking the 151 proof. There is no way thats possible without having a lethal blood alcohol content.
First off, WTF is going on in this photo? Second of all, SBSam used to show off his wire art here on TiB. How cool would it be, if he's the wire artist that did these? I don't know why the second photo didn't post. http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/02/emma-watson-cover-story?mbid=social_facebook
Word. Everclear is lighter fluid, the hardest liquor there is. We used to do a couple shots of it right after donating blood in high school and we were shitfaced for hours. Drinking a bottle? No. You are tagged-on-the-toe dead.
Ahem. Add me to that list, I think it was a couple minutes also, I'm not sure because, technically, I wasn't there.
Do you mean to say that you actually LIKED black licorice before that?! That is some heinous shit, right there. I'm talking about licorice, and Jager. And just because it's the Drunk Thread, and y'all are slacking: Spoiler Spoiler
Black licorice is one of those old time treats that really should have died out when refined sugar was invented. Since there are half a dozen plants that have the taste of it, it was probably just what was used because it was available. Now if they could just distill the taste of Reese's peanut butter cups into alcohol.