Kato, Ito, Alan, the racist cop, bring back the whole gang! I mean, the alive ones. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!!! Oh man, I'm gonna go tie a plaid shirt around my waist and watch Airborne now.
I kind of hope the knife they found was planted by the people making that dumb TV mini-series as some kind of misguided marketing ploy.
I've been sick with some sort of stomach issue for the last three days causing things to projectile vomit out my butt. Is all I want is some taco bell or a pizza because I haven't ate a real meal since this started. The cure today will be netflix naps and trips to the toilet. I would kill to get drunk right now. But I know that would just lead to poopie britches. The weirdest thing is that I dont feel ill. I just feel like Im being punched in the gut once every couple of hours followed by what must have been the inspiration for the manhattan project.
Long Island Woman With Excellent Business Acumen Offers Hot Dogs and Free Lap Dances Anyone around there wanna check her out? She sounds like a character from Trailer Park Boys.
"Now, all Scalia wants is to live out her remaining years giving lap dances and selling her hot dogs." In the end, isn't that all any of us really want?
I was walking down the cereal aisle today, when I saw that there are now Batman and Superman themed cereals. Take a look at the Batman box, and tell me that the bat-logo doesn't look like a girl's ass in black booty-shorts.
I'll vouch for this. Drink your sickness into submission. You have fun doing it and you are to drunk to feel like shit.
I'll be in her neck of the woods this week, but strangely enough I think I'll skip both the lap dance and the hot dogs.
Ah, Springtime in Memphis. These are the 5 top headlines from one TV stations web site this morning: Man arrested, accused of raping teen family member Memphis mother arrested, accused of stabbing son 2nd suspect arrested in connection to Tulane double homicide Victim shot in robbery attempt then arrested MPD: Man in critical condition, shot outside house
Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump http://newsthump.com/2016/03/03/psy...me-travellers-sent-back-to-kill-donald-trump/
I got to admit, Brianna Hildebrand is very pretty. You may remember her as the Spoiler: Possible spoiler for Deadpool Deadpool movie character 'one of two' X-Men Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
I recall that clickbait pop-sci article that went viral about testicle sizes and howler monkeys and how the males with smaller semen-beans being the louder howlers, and this somehow being keyed to Trump's success.
http://www.livescience.com/52560-monkeys-with-deeper-calls-smaller-testes.html Didn't know if it was shared here yet, but every American, British and Canadian press-room tries hard to flick the shit on Trump. There's plenty of shit to better use than using a Live Science article to further shit-flinging.