I've had it happen once or twice. My brain has blocked out the details other then the pain. Oh dear God....THE PAIN.
I've caught pubes in my fly before, that was horrifying enough. Fucking wakes you up in a hurry when that happens.
I can't speak for everyone else, but when it happened to me, I was experimenting with going commando. What's ironic is that years later, when I stopped wearing 501s and tried zipper pants again, I started going commando for approximately the next 6 years. I was a lot more careful about tucking my dick in then. I've been wearing underwear since about '06.
Hell that's actually really cheap for all you can eat of either. Gizzards are delicious and deserve a spot right next to the wing in the rankings of wonderful chicken parts. Livers are just fucking terrible though.
Yeah, me neither. I don't think about much when I get dressed, but I do have a guiding principle, which I call the 'FIrst, Do No Harm' principle. It's almost like you people don't like your dick. And you know what they call people who don't like their own dicks, right? Caitlyn. In summary, you're a bunch of Caitlyns.