What's up with people obsessing over RMMB lately, or obsessing over people obsessing over RMMB? I think only one or two people said anything nostalgic about it, like a week ago. Watching Fellowship of the Ring for the first time in years. Pretty tired of watching Sean Bean die in stuff. Things are going fantastically well with the girl back home except for one thing. Her neighbor. She slept with him a couple times before we started talking, and before we got serious told me he was my only real competition. He's apparently usually not very nice, has no sense of humor, and one of those asshole alcoholics, rather than the fun drunks we all are. But she said he still gives her butterflies in the stomach, or did until about a month ago, when she realized she was all in on me. She always tells me when they interact, and lately he's been very nice to her, seemingly feeling out if she wants another go round with him. I trust her, I know she won't do anything with him. But the guy still makes me jealous, which I hate being. Since I can't drink away the feelings, I just kinda get quiet and pensive. So that's the one bad thing, and it's not even really that bad a thing. On the good side, we've pretty much planned out in broad strokes our plans for the next two years. She's smart, independant, competant, funny, decisive, honest, sexy as hell... And really into me. It makes me glad I never settled, because she's what I've been looking for all this time. Alright, enough sappy bullshit. Awesome (read: creepy) 80s video
Ive actually never heard this before in any capacity. On the other hand my grandpa is convinced Hillary is a lesbo because he claims one time my dad called him to check out a headline Drudge story on it, but by the time he logged onto the site it had been taken down. That's all the proof he needed. Given the way the both compose themselves publicly, Hillary is the one I could see pulling a House of Cards and dyking out randomly to blow off steam of a hard day of politicking. Not that there is anything wrong with that, let your freak flag fly I say. Also Elisabeth Moss from Mad Men wow: I really got a thing for girls in nothing but overalls (see Winona Ryder in them):
I always thought Ryder was really gorgeous, but she was to film then what Katherine Heigl is to film now: almost nothing but shitty, girl-power goop you couldn't make a man watch with a gun to their head. And she wouldn't get nekkid. Disappoint.
The fuck are you babbling about? It is too bad she never got naked it looks like she has a slamming body. Plus she got the crazy eyes.
Plus I really want to give her some support in that picture. And not in a "Good job! Great picture! You can do it!" kind of way.
The support a bra would normally give her but with my hands sort of way? Because that's what I want to do.
Whatever would make them not down by her waist. So sure. You can even do a "before" cup and then let them go and call it "after". I tried to find a .gif demonstrating that, but instead chose this:
I'm going to say something wild here. I'd fuck the shit out of Elizabeth Moss. I feel like she'd fuck with a chip on her shoulder. Also, everyone loves Uma Thurman, and I think Moss is either tied with or better than Thurman. Spoiler (This photo is touched-up, but whatever.) Spoiler
I am sure there are plenty of members here (me included) that would be more than willing to lend the same support to you Happyfunball. Should you ever require it of course.
Who never got naked? Ryder or Heigl? Everybody gets naked at some point, though it may not be captured on film. Although, Ryder's was captured on film when she gets naked in "Sex and Death 101" NSFW Don't know about Heigl.
Its a pain in the ass to google any actress that was popular before like 2006 to find out if they did any nude pics scenes or whatever. The youngins of these days will never experience this, but there was that GOD AWFUL era where every actresses face was photoshopped onto porn stars. Who could get off to any of those? They got better over time, but never perfect. Because they'd be so fucking off. They'd be putting Natalie Portman's face, who has Bs, on some chick's body with HUGE Double Ds. I'm that shit doesn't happen anymore.
So, I've been lurking around here since day one, and never contribute much. Mostly it's due to lack of time or a timing issue. But maybe this is my chance at adding something here. If you all want to run with this, great. If not, that's fine too. I feel I have what could be described as a rather unique perspective on Strip Clubs. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs and, while still in High School (18), I got a job as a bouncer at the Admiral Theater. I continued to work there for 4 years as the "Director of Security" until I was 22. As you might expect, being young & surrounded by T&A, did some not so healthy things to me, but ultimately (or oddly) it actually did a lot of good for me as a person as well. Forcing me to find ways to be comfortable in most uncomfortable situations for example. Rather than write a huge post now, you guys decide what you want to know & I'll do my best to respond promptly. I'm not easily embarrassed or offended, & just about everything you could realistically think of happening in these "establishments" I have some form of experience with. So, ask away.
I worked at one for eight months, my first security job before going insane and quitting. I will never, ever work near one again. No place on earth has a staff with more contempt for one another than a strip club. You can actually SEE the contempt floating around in it like a fog. 90% of strippers are horrible people, the owners/managers are worse.
It's my personality isn't it? I knew it! Speaking of strip clubs, I got to feel fake boobs yesterday. I really don't see what the big deal is. I mean, they weren't attached to anyone, just sitting in the office where I'm getting another surgery done. I couldn't resist grabbing them when the doctor left the office. There were three sizes and then I tried to figure out if they were saline or silicone. I'm leaning towards silicone. I don't know why. Maybe because they were more gel like or something. I'm just glad the doctor didn't walk back in while I was doing it.
Better to look at than actually feel, in my limited experience (feeling one pair of fake tits is better than none!). Nipple piercings on the other hand...
You're absolutely right. The contempt and resentment is rediculous, but what I found is that the worst of the offenders (both dancers and bouncers/managers) typically found themselves out of work withing a few weeks. The owner of the Admiral also owns Club Paradise in Vegas. He wanted both run the same way, stay of the (legal) radar and out of trouble. If it became clear you were the reason for the problem you were out faster than you knew what happened. That is also what got me fired. One a the girls, "Victoria" was late for her stage set, & no one had eyes on her. The "House Mother" said she last saw her going into the locker room bathroom. I found her ODing in the locker room, naked, convulsing, surrounded by vomit and blood and an empty plastic bag with a white chalky film on the inside. I called 911 & carried her upstairs. When they showed up the first responders came in the front door, through the showroom and then backstage. They strapped her to a gurney and wheeled her out the same way they came in. That caused some panic among the girls, and a loss of customers (aparantly seeing a possibly dying stripper is a bonerkill, who knew?) and it was my fault. Because I didn't specify that the ambulance should park in the alley and come in the back door, (which honestly would have been the much faster and efficient route) I caused the panic, lost money, and ultimate legal challenges that the club faced, so I was terminated for my actions being "detrimental to business". I'm glad I got out of there, but ain't that bitch?
The worst thing about Canadian strip clubs in that any money you spend in them goes straight into a 1%er biker's pocket. I. Fucking. Hate. Bikers. Because not only are they loathsome slave-driving bullies, the strippers who are their property get a big head and think they're untouchable. A thousand times I wanted to tell them "You are not an Old Lady. You're not even a person to him, but property. Sheep. A hole. He owns you, he doesn't date you. He is your pimp. You exist to provide him with free cash and when he grows tired with you he'll trade you to somebody worse or kill you." Even if I was to said that they wouldn't believe it. Anybody who thinks Muslims treat women bad.... Bikers could write them a clinic of misogyny and violence towards women.
The only time Ive been to a titty bar and really wanted to be there was when I was in NOLA for the Sugar Bowl. We had drank all fucking night and I just had the strong urge to see some big'ol titties. Being too drunk to make that happen fluidly with some random chick* we decided a strip club was the way to go . We all got the over priced mandatory one beverage and we waited three strippers long to finally see a girl with big tits, which were obviously fake. I was satiated and we left. I personally dig all sorts of tits, big, small, real, fake, what evs. I mean the huge flawless boobs most coveted in our society are surprisingly rare so I don't get bent out of shape if some girl has huge knockers and they are obviously fake. Half the fun is just looking at them, and as a visual, for me, I dig them either way. *(the whole bead thing is way over stated by Girls Gone Wild particularly if it isn't mardi gras)
I can definitely see that being a buzzkill, I would have GTFO'd pretty quick had that happened while I was in a strip club. As for strip clubs in general, I pretty much have no interest in them anymore (Edit: Now that I'm no longer single and sexually frustrated). It was brought up briefly for the bachelor party when I got married last year, but I made sure to kill that idea. We went to an Indian Casino instead and spent all night drinking heavily and gambling which was quite fun. Also, I'm a total beer snob these days, so the last thing I want to do is drink Coors Light out of the bottle just to see some naked girls.
But if you drink it off her dirty snatch THEN you got a story. Or a situation where you will be ragged on mercilessly and rightfully by your buddies.